Reading: Anna's Lucidity and Shakespeare, Cymbeline Moving: walked to work. Listened: up to John Softsword |
30 August 2001: Another interventionIn January I needed an intervention for Jane Austen continuations. Today I'm worse. Though it shouldn't've taken me the right book to start walking to work again, at least I did start walking again (three of four days this week). The Lives of the Kings and Queens of England, edited by Antonia Fraser. Sure it's only a sketch, but I always get Stephen and Henry I confused and the Stuarts and Hanoverian kings barely exist in my head--they're like the presidents between Grant and Teddy Roosevelt: you mean there were any?*--so I need to start with at least a sketch.
Willy, Willy, Harry, Ste When I came back from the library with this, I ran into Lou and Minne in the lobby and flourished my treasure. Lou asked me to tell her when I finished it, because she had some questions. Why wait? She had confused Mary Tudor and Mary Stuart. That was easy. Also she had forgotten the title of the recent mystery about Edward V (Daughter of Time). I get the Lancastrians and the Yorks confused too, and I have work to backward from Shakespeare writing badly of Richard III because he belonged to the family that didn't result in the Tudors, upon whose patronage under Elizabeth he, Shakespeare, relied. Anyway, I mentioned that there was this great rhyming poem, a hundred years old, to help you keep everyone straight. Looking for it online (have I said yet today how much I love the web?), I found that lines have been added for a century's worth of monarchs. Badly, I'd say: the original version has at least three and as many as six monarchs per line, but the new lines aren't nearly as efficient and lack the rigorous cadence: ... whose last line is too American or ... or ... That's the way our monarchs lie PS. Sorry, Lady Jane Grey Ð you got the chop! The last is clearly superior, since it mentions Harold Goodwin and poor puppet Lady Jane, and gets us up to Charles (III). Anyway (there's no question still that I need an intervention?), today I went into Evil Barnes & Noble to look for a fabboo purple pen or trois to use in France. No pens, but I bought a book: National Portrait Gallery History of the Kings and Queens of England. Which is as sketchy (ha! the book is published by the National Portrait Gallery! I slay me!) as my audio book, but includes the Anglo-Saxon and Danish kings (portraits of whom simply abound, natch), and family trees. Of course the audio book can't have family trees.
When I brought it back to work, I showed the book to Lou, who opened
it greedily and flipped its pages. She asked if I could name the eight
wives of Henry VIII. Late Minne came into my office and picked it up herself, and I suggested I keep it at work for a while--I'm betting CoolBoss will want to look at it too. We're all interested, apparently, but I've got consumption. Don't mess with me about Tudor gossip. Tudor gossip, Jane Austen, and children's books: I don't know much, but by golly I know them. D'you think it's possible I could rewatch "Becket," "The Lion in Winter," "Henry V," "Richard III," "Anne of a Thousand Days," "A Man for All Seasons," "Lady Jane," "Elizabeth" and "Mary of Scotland" in the next nine days? (i.e., before we leave) Nine days! Comedic gold, I am. Tee hee. I would if Jane's nine-day reign be the origin of the prhase "nine days' wonder"? P.S. That's "A Man for All Seasons" with Paul Scofield, not the Charlton Heston hack spew version, and "Mary of Scotland" starring Katharine Hepburn is superior to "Mary Queen of Scots." Sorry, Vanessa Redgrave. |
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