Precor Elliptical, 30' @ 12/20 resistance and 20/20 incline.
I was shocked, yes. Two weeks since I've been to the gym.
The airport died--that's such a silly name, too easily confusable with the place the planes are--and I have no internet access at home unless I umbilicle (the verb form is spelled -cle instead of -cal, I just decreed) myself to the server. Or something. So count on my being quiet for a while.