Sunday, 2 February 2003

marie antoinette: a journey

I bought this out of desperation at Bradley Airport, early one Sunday morning, as the best of maybe 10 trade paperbacks available. I had just finished another Antonia Fraser, Faith and Treason, and it is not Fraser's fault I am not 300 pages' worth of interested in the Gunpowder Plot of 1605. I thought, going in, that I wasn't 450 pages worth of interested in the Bourbons, either, but she was half Hapsburg, only married to a Bourbon, and that helps.

Fraser paints a much more sympathetic picture of Antoinette than I had ever considered. The author points out that if the queen was extravagant, she was no worse than the rest of the court; yet also that that doesn't excuse the extravagance as a whole. Also Fraser describes her courage, motherly devotion, and a flawless composure that served her in appalling circumstances.

As in Henry VIII: the King and His Court, the focus is on the person, with only glimpses of the political, economic, and other pressures on France. Just the glimpses sufficed to explain the Revolution: One, the average person spent 50% of their income on bread (in contrast, only 5% on fuel). Two, immediately after the birth of Antoinette's first son, a new color emerged in high fashion named caca-dauphin.

Monday, 3 February 2003

summerland

I'm only 115 pages into it, but I love the combination of baseball, the Usan myth, and what I consider regular old myth of a Grimm or Lang, and native American myth of a Pacific Northwest flavor. It might be a children's book, but in my opinion a fairly advanced one. A couple of details I remarked on: after page 50, someone's vest is described as orange as the protagonist's father's Volvo. That's a detail I ought to have remembered from the first page, but I didn't. Also, a character arrives called Padfoot. Chabon must have read, or heard about, or had an editor tell him about, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. Prongs, Wormtail, Padfoot, and the other one. My copy is very far away though. All the way downstairs, and this evening my legs are shredded.

Wednesday, 5 February 2003

summerland

Oh, I like this book, which is not as advanced a children's book as I first thought, just long and multi-layered. The new reason for the liking is that Chabon includes bits from other books in it. A pair of glasses that someone uses looking for his father (A Wrinkle in Time), a midget giant (like Glew in the Prydain Chronicles), and someone being madly crazy about liverwurst (The Cricket in Times Square). There are all the tropes, too, of course: quest for parent, travel in the Lands Beyond, and Reading Is Useful. Also, copious use of the verb "scamper."

Oh! I can add two books to the Invisible Library, How to Catch Lightning and Smoke and The Wa-He-Ta Brave's Official Tribe Handbook.

Thursday, 6 February 2003

michael chabon. or not.

I was going to say that there was only one thing, but that's not true, and I'm superstitious enough, or too well taught by the Island of Conclusions in The Phantom Tollbooth, to say there's only one thing. The fact is, only one book thing could stop my reading more Michael Chabon today. I finished Summerland over lunch, leaving myself bookless, so scarpered early to go to the 'brary before my bus. I got another José Saramago, The Gospel According to Jesus Christ, and two more Chabons, The Mysteries of Pittsburgh and Wonder Boys, which last I began on the bus.

Eschewing mittens despite the 15-degree cold so I could turn pages at the stop and walking home, I read its first chapter. Shades of Straight Man, and his referring to Three Rivers Stadium reminds me of Wally Lamb (his thinly-disguised Norwich in I Know This Much Is True is called Three Rivers), even though I know that that's Pittsburgh's thing, the three rivers.

I babbled at RDC about Summerland and Chabon and Wonder Boys and my new trove of books without particularly noticing the Amazon box on the table until RDC said, "Plus you have another book." I had forgotten what I had ordered.

A.S. Byatt, A Whistling Woman. The one book thing that could make me stop reading Chabon.

Sunday, 9 February 2003

a whistling woman

What I said before:

Chapter 1: Noo, not italics! Don't begin the book in italics. Empire Falls might not have disappointed me if it hadn't soured me at the start with the overlong section in italics. No (whew), Byatt uses them for a reason, as she did in Babel Tower.

Chapter 2: A perhaps not overly warm father of three (pertinent) children, Carla, Ellis, and Annie, in Yorkshire of course. I love it when Byatt is obvious, because only then do I follow her.

I just learned the word phlogiston, which might be spelled differently in British English since in A Whistling Woman it is "phlogistin": the hypothetical principle of fire regarded formerly as a material substance.
At least, I hope the spelling is deliberately different, because just a few pages farther on someone is described as having been to Haight-Ashbery [sic].
However, I also just learned (not from the book, but from looking up a name that appeared in the book) that Vivasvat is "the Hindu god of the sun as divinity, also regarded as the architect who built the cities of the gods. His consort is Saranya, and his children are Yama, Yami, Manu, and the Asvins." Also that the name Agnes means "lamb" and thus "pure." Of course: the French for lamb is agneau. I did already know that Agnes is much more attractive pronounced frainchly than Englishly, more like "Ahn-ngay."

It's a second printing. I am going to believe these are editors' rather than Byatt's mistakes.

Later. There is always something of the last book you read in the next. Here's a bit of Summerland in Woman: "Telling stories, like making graven images, made loopholes for evil and the Father of Lies to enter the world."
Saturday. "He had asked his father, once, as a little boy 'Why is there something, and not nothing?'"
I asked RDC if he was familiar with the phenomenon by which the last book you read turns up in the next. He answered, unkindly as well as wrongly, "That's probably because you read a lot of the same sort of stuff."

What I took note of throughout (sans spoilers:

Eek. The full moon never rises before sunset. She knows everything else. It's such a simple oversight to correct, though, and there's a short story by someone whom I dislike at some remove, with the same error.

Another book connection! Frederica feels the ground beneath her feet. And twins throughout, John and Paul Ottokar from Babel Tower continue here, and much reliance on syzygy.

I also wonder if Byatt responds to Girl with a Pearl Earring or if the discussion of Vermeer's View of Delft is coincidental.

And she does know everything or at least thinks about it. Snails and the link between mind and matter. Songbirds and how they learn. The Great Gatsby. A Winter's Tale. Middlemarch. Peacocks and how males attract mates (echoes of "Morpho Eugenia"). Meiosis and the energy cost of sexual vs. asexual reproduction. All this set against university upheaval, religious sects, psychology, feminism, the impact of television.

An Amazon reviewer said that Whistling Woman doesn't stand alone. This is so. The jacket declares it does, but all of a sudden Winifred appears without introduction, and Jude Mason and Babbletower, and Alexander's "Yellow Chair." It's wonderful, a joyous intellectual romp in which Byatt thinks and wonders and examines and encourages her readers to do the same. But I don't think it stands alone.

I would have been pleased to know more about what happens to everyone, especially Frederica, but I really like how and why Byatt doesn't tell.

Thursday, 13 February 2003

i heart michael chabon

I figure if I'm going to go cutesy by using "heart" as a verb, I might as well go all the way and eschew capitals. Really Chabon is a better influence than that.

Wonder Boys. Holy mother of god, what a great book. It reminded me of Richard Russo's Straight Man because of its vaguely academic setting with a creative writing professor and of Russo's Nobody's Fool because it was such a fantastic book. Not as good: the minor characters don't leap from the page the way, say, Ralph does in Fool, and also just not, but pretty damn good. The entire tuba side story cracked me up, not least because I am not above being haunted by inanimate objects. Also, the word tuba.

I have to stop watching "Buffy" if it's going to make me say "also" and "not so much" and especially "not so much with the [x]" quite so fucking much.

I'm swearing more than I usually let myself because I've been up since 3. I'm going to lie and date this the 13th, but I'm writing it Friday morning at 6:50. It's what I wrote from 3 to 6:30 that's pissing me right the fuck off and has been for the past week.

Anyway, a word with whose overuse I am by contrast completely comfortable.

What is the meaning of the name Feld to Chabon? Didn't an editor say, during Summerland, "Look, you already used this name in Wonder Boys, though for a minor little character who only cameos"? I like how he described someone's reading level as having not progressed past comic books, because that's what the character saying so would think.

I have to ask CKC if she's ever read any Chabon, if Pittsburgh meant enough to her during four years at CMU to give him a try.

To be honest, one reason I woke at 3 is that I was asleep by 9. Six hours is not so much. Again with the "not so much." "Again" being another Buffyism. Christ. Anyway, the book I started before I fell asleep was Mysteries of Pittsburgh.

Saturday, 15 February 2003

mysteries of pittsburgh

Michael Chabon is a genius. Now I'm convinced that the name Feld is deliberate and just comes up, in a minor way, in all his books, and if I reread Kavalier & Clay I would notice it there. Someone eats a slice of bread "whitened with margarine" which shows so much about the character in so few words I am bowled over. (It reminds me a scene in Straight Man in which someone is given a sandwich into which a puny amount of the disgusting substance called "pimento loaf" has been "massaged.") Also, someone has a poster with the gibbous face of Greta Garbo.

Monday, 17 February 2003

book quandary

When we first moved in together, in Storrs, we each had our books. I had two bookcases, one wee and one regular. We had a collection of milkcrates. The apartment had shelves built into an alcove, and someone had added a wider piece of wood for a desk which became mine; RDC had his own desk.

When you walked into the apartment (this is the one we call the tenement), RDC's desk stood to your left, then the bookcase, then nine milkcrates in a 3x3 square under a window. On the short wall, a double closet (with the bikes in front of it) and my desk with the wee bookcase. On the long wall, the kitchen doorway, the dining table (with Percy's cage), the bedroom doorway, two milkcrates as an end table, the futon couch. On the short wall, under another window, another 3x3 square of crates, and then along the rest of the wall, five columns of crates four high. Behind the door on the long entry wall, the television sat on another set of three crates.

We moved to Denver soon enough after marrying that we didn't marry our books until we unpacked here, and the first furniture we bought and built was bookcases. We used the dining area as an office (we didn't own a table; the tenement was semi-furnished): two tall ugly laminate bookcases and RDC's desk. In the living room, and therefore what assailed the eye when you walked in, were two short bookcases under the bar, Blake's cage, turn the corner, the opening into the hallway, a homemade bookcase, the futon, a bookcase, turn the corner, a bookcase, sliding doors to the deck, a bookcase, turn the corner, the television cabinet flanked by speakers, the external door.

And we didn't marry all the books. My usual excuse is that I didn't want Hemingway to Make Way for Ducklings with a shotgun and a dog. But most of them. Many of them. The fiction started under the bar, alphabetically at A, and wrapped around the room. We segregated my favorites and some Themes and picture books and poetry and plays and nonfiction and reference.

Then we moved into the two-bedroom apartment, bought a couch and a chair and had a fireplace in the living room, used the small bedroom as a bedroom, and arranged the "master" bedroom as a study. The only bookcase in the main living area was a short one under the bar for cookery and hobby books. It's how the space worked out, I told myself. It's not as if the living room was ever tidy and bookless anyway: there were library books stacked near the door to be brought home, and whatever either of us was reading strewn on and under the furniture. It would be different in the eventual house.

Except it's not. Right now when you walk into our house, you see one bookcase filled with cookery and hobby books that actually belongs in the sunroom (but the sunroom is being painted). Three shelves flank each side of the fireplace and a mantel spans that entire short wall. The shelves contain stacked coffee table books (an atlas, A Day in the Life of the Soviet Union, Thomas Hardy Country, Medieval Art, A History of the Grateful Dead), gardening books (The Undaunted Garden: Planting for Weather-Resilient Beauty, Dry-Land Gardening, the Sunset Western Garden Book), tour books (Seattle, Glacier National Park, England, France, Tuscany), back issues of American Bungalow and Wine Spectator, stereo components, Calvin and Hobbes and Bloom County collections, Pictionary, Taboo, Balderdash, Trivial Pursuit, Twister, binoculars, photo albums (all covered in Morris paper or, in the case of our wedding album, a gift from RDC's grandmother, kind of upholestered in white satin), and a tea chest. The mantel has plants and photographs and some tchotchkes and a miniature Rosetta Stone and right now a card with an image from the Lindisfarme gospels because ABW just wrote me about reading Tolkien for the first time.

(Hee! Kind of like Keats "On First Reading Chapman's Homer"! I'll have to tell her that one.)

I asked a booky someone what he would think walking into someone's house and seeing all this nonbook or maybe quasibook stuff. He paused. I hate the pause. The pause is one of those tactful things that I can't abide, marking time as you think of the polite while not dishonest thing to say. I called him on it. He decided that these might be interesting but not necessarily booky people.

He suggested some high-end porn, just to intrigue people. I could put out Torn Shapes of Desire, which would amuse me because of the online connection. In a nonporn vein I suggested Arkham Asylum, partly because of whom I was speaking with and partly because it's not what you would think of to look at me.

So now we'll have one bookcase, just one in immediate sight until you go into RDC's study with its tall bookcases or the bedroom with its stacks of books or the sunroom with its eventual shelves. I could say it's how the space worked out; I could say it's how we prioritized the space. I'm glad we have all the windows we do, even though they're so low we'd have to design and build cases to fit under them and it wouldn't be overly efficient to place anything over the heating registers anyway. I might wish we had removed the old heating system's register, which sticks out two inches and would require, upon its demise, the replastering of its wall. (When we painted the room in 2001 I think furniture was still such a pipe dream that we didn't consider its intrusion.)

One bookcase.

Fiction could start there, Edwin Abbot, Achebe, Alcott, Alexander, Allende, and that makes the most (or the most linear) sense. Breaking up the fiction between floors might be disruptive but could work. RDC doesn't like this idea because House of the Spirits, fr'instance, is in pulp and pulp is unattractive. I say dividing books by ugliness is not a valid sort criterion.

We could do a Selection of Authors: DeLillo, Hemingway, Kerouac, O'Brien, Pynchon, and Snyder are in his office, with a little duplication in the main collection. Their absence from the main collection doesn't bother me excessively: I don't actively miss Dharma Bums when I cast a dragonish proprietary eye over it. So that might work.

Also, a Selection of Authors could conveniently be Pretty Authors as well, since I have not restrained myself from buying every new Atwood and Byatt immediately and therefore in hardcover. Except instant book gratification also means that I have fucking Shelters of Stone in hardcover and the cliché of the compleat Harry Potter. I don't admit publicly to Jean Auel--if Clan of the Cave Bear sits among my favorites, the other three decently hide, and as soon as I notice that Shelters is in pulp I'll buy it again so I can donate the hardcover (which does not fit among the Hidden but does not sit between Maya Angelou and Julian Barnes in proper alphabetical order, no no no). Also except that Atwood and Byatt are Favorites and therefore next to my desk in my study with the Cynthia Voigt and Watership Down.

See, I had to write all this out. It reminds me that Haitch gave me a lovely Annotated Alice and I think that would work with my properly, Tenniel-y illustrated Alice and my improperly, lisa-illustrated Alice coloring book (also a Haitch gift) and Jeff Noon's Automated Alice and therefore Vurt and hey, Nymphomation looks vaguely pornographic, and there you have it, the beginning of a web of books, better than a selection or a range.

Tuesday, 18 February 2003

mysteries of pittsburgh

I came home from the gym, ate a dinner comprising--hey!--pasta and cheese en famille except I should say en flocke, and then Blake and I read on the couch and pet his little buddy head and he tucked and I might have snoozed a little bit because if there's anything more peaceful than a buddy tucked and one-footed under my chin I have yet to experience it. And I finished Mysteries of Pittsburgh.

I had no idea how he was going to end this. He ended it well, in a tone so apropos for its character that yep, that's the only way he could have closed it. Its population of beautiful, ornery, unique characters reminded me a little of Secret History.

Before bed I actually put away laundry, though it was only dry this morning, instead of letting it age on the floor. Really, I was proud.

josé saramago

In bed I began another José Saramago, The Gospel According to Jesus Christ. Its title in Portuguese is O Evangelho segundo Jesus Cristo, which threw me. Ignorant of Spanish as I am, I read about half of One Hundred Years of Solitude before realizing that José and Arcadio Segundo were juniors, seconds. I know Spanish and Portuguese are much less closely related than I assumed for my first 2.5 decades, but I don't get "segundo" here. If it means something like "following," that would account for both the "junior" and "according to" meanings.

In 2001 I assigned myself the various lists. In 2002, I meant to read a lot of nonfiction and I did read more than usual for me but then read more from the lists. Starting late last year--after A House for Mr. Biswas struck me, after four chapters, as being more depressing than I needed and I actually gave up on it--I have been reading more current fiction than I have for a long, long time, it seems, and I am glad of it. I'm not allowed to claim as a favorite author anyone whom I read in translation, but if I ever either relax that rule or learn Portuguese, Saramago will be on the list.

Saturday, 22 February 2003

i think i knew "focus" is Latin for "hearth"

Last night at 9:30, RDC suggested we go to bed, since I was already snoring through "8 1/2." So I uncurled myself, brushed my beak, got in bed, and bingo, I couldn't sleep.

I had fascinating reading though. In addition to "8 1/2," I borrowed Cheryl Mendelson's Home Comforts: the Art & Science of Keeping House from the 'brary yesterday. I was interested in the first 150 pages or so: her (pedantic) reasons and theory and how and why. The home is important: yes, I can get behind that. Some ways are better than others to do stuff. Yep. Then all of a sudden she threw herself into Germs Will Kill You Dead and Here's How to Pronounce Fabric Names and I was bored.

Though not yet asleep, so I continued with The Gospel According to Jesus Christ.

Which is why I was so proud to be in the gym at 9:30 this morning.

Monday, 24 February 2003

universe in a nutshell

Burble burble burble. I am not sure my comprehension of this book would decrease if it were narrated by Hawking himself. Usually I would read-read such weighty matters, and read and reread and rereread certain sentences until either they penetrated (for the nonce) or I decided my brain couldn't handle them. The audio format doesn't work well for this kind of material. Also I think there are formulae, not many, that can't be narrated, and illustrations. I really want Mrs. Who to show up with her skirt and an ant to explain it all to me.

Tuesday, 25 February 2003

james m. cain

I don't get it. Albert Camus claimed The Postman Always Rings Twice as an influence on The Stranger. This is another of those Modern Library Great Books that leaves me totally cold. I understand why, fr'instance, someone would think Deliverance is an important Usan novel. I do. I don't think it's as important or as great as To Kill a Mockingbird, but I can see its import.

James M. Cain's appeal eludes me. Because Dalton recommended him, I read Double Indemnity and two others of almost the exact same plot in one volume. I disappointed him when I found them boring. I think "Mildred Pierce" is a great movie and I'd still like to read it. But why Postman is all that and a bag of chips, I don't get.

In Postman, I could get past the misogyny to understand that the denouement is a masterwork of plotting. I couldn't get past the insurance stuff, because while he hadn't yet written Double Indemnity, why did he write it, since it's all here? Great plot twist or not, still I don't understand why Cain is anything more than a hack.

I've only read Maltese Falcon of Dashiel Hammett, and I expect calling him a hack just because he wrote detective stories is unfair. It might be genre prejudice, but I don't understand how any mystery or detective story can be Great Literature.

Huh. And I read Camus's The Fall in the same class as Maltese Falcon. I loved The Fall, much more than I had The Stranger four years before. I liked Falcon okay, but would I have without Humphrey Bogart?

Thursday, 27 February 2003

vocabulary

From Word-a-Day, an online subscription service:

agelast: someone who never laughs

edited to add,
sciolist (SAI-uh-list) noun: One who engages in pretentious display of superficial knowledge. Huh.

anopsia: absence of sight, due to a missing eye or other structural problem.

From Forgotten English, a page-a-day calendar my sister gave me for Christmas:

anteloquy: a preface, or the first...turn in speaking; also, a term which stage-players use, by them called their cue.

cunnythumb: in grasping, having the thumb aligned with, rather, than opposed to, the fingers.

volentine: birds, fouls [sic?]; alterations of Old French volatile, perhaps influenced by volant...capable of rapid motion or action.

Monday, 3 March 2003

what next?

I finished The Gospel According to Jesus Christ and now I'm somewhat at a loss of What Next. The Home Despot Kitchen and Bath Remodel Book doesn't count. Right now I have Donna Tartt's Little Friend ready to go in my bag but I have lost some of my urgency about that. I guess I should have read it immediately, but I flew twice in the weeks after and it's large for a plane book. I also have Postmodernism for Beginners in my gym bag, because it's slim and easily interruptable.

I'm listening to David Denby?'s Great Books, about his experience taking Columbia's literature and humanities core classes again, 30 years after the first go. It's abridged, but it was RDC's last month's choice, and it's read by Ed Asner, which makes the narrator sound to me like he's 78 instead of 48.

Right now on my bedtable are Mary Anne Mohanraj, Torn Shapes of Desire; Mark Danielewski, House of Leaves; Umberto Eco, The Name of the Rose; Paradise fucking Lost; Don Quijote, ditto; the King James Bible (Cambridge UP); Isabel Allende, Daughter of Fortune, which I am frankly not overly interested in; and Zadie Smith's White Teeth.

I have gorged on Great Yet Accessible recently--Byatt, Chabon, Saramago--yet I still am intimidated by Great--Milton and Cervantes--while fearing that purely accessible--Zadie Smith--will disappoint me, as James M. Cain just did.

Tuesday, 4 March 2003

staying fat for sarah byrnes

I had heard a lot of good things about this and wanted it to be as good as I hoped. It was the first YA book I've read in months and months. I really liked the Sarah Byrnes thread--it reminded me of Freak the Mighty and So Much to Tell You, the latter of which I really like, and of Ordinary People, what with the swimming and the older brother, and of Silent to the Bone, what with the not-talking. But I thought the author didn't do so well with his other plotlines, which overdominated the primary (or so I thought, given the title) and more interesting line. I was really afraid of the same sort of teacher-denouement as in The Cat Ate My Gymsuit, especially since the vice-principal was exactly that caricatured. Also, such an incredibly reductionist presentation of abortion with such exaggerated hypocriticism (or hypocrism, Haitch) weakened the book's integrity as a whole. I wanted to know Sarah Byrnes more.

Wednesday, 5 March 2003

ruby holler

Now, this I had no apprehension about. If Absolutely Normal Chaos isn't at the level of Walk Two Moons or even Chasing Redbird, well, how many books of that calibre can one author have in her? However, for her to be a step or two down from there is still better than most.

The protagonist is 13 again, and a girl again, but also this time a boy. Twins, though, so while two different people not exactly independent. She set up the Dickensian antagonists in an I hope impossible fairy-taley way, so their comeuppance would be entirely satisfying.

I would love to live in Ruby Holler, so I could chase a redbird and befriend Salamanca, or so I like to think. I loved Sal's grandparents, but I know details like the grandfather's driving and the grandmother's Peeby would drive me round the bend, since I'm intolerant like that. And even without them I would stand no chance against the accents. But I really want to know Sairy and Tiller in real life. (Of Tiller, of course, I was immediately fond in an automatic, Cynthia-Voigt-reflex, way.) But of course I already do, in Nisou's parents.

Saturday, 8 March 2003

stupid white men

Michael Moore's right about a lot of stuff. Unfortunately, his rhetorical tricks detract from his credibility. He wants his book in politics instead of humor? Then he should stop the false causality.

Monday, 10 March 2003

bunny corcoran

Saturday I plied the junk and antique shops on south Broadway. I saw some really amazing quarter-sawn oak stuff and some not so amazing stuff. I bought a copy of The Official Preppy Handbook for two bucks. Something from it occurred to me a while ago so I looked it up to find that it's out of print. But it's so very very high school that I'm glad to have it.

Anyway, the author, Lisa Birnbach, lists preppy nicknames and suggests the given names they might spring from. She says "Bunny" might be for someone whose given name is Corcoran.

Huh.

A valid criticism I have read of The Secret History is that Donna Tartt has no idea of Californians, so the narrator rings false. I think she deliberately distances the narrator from warmth and regular human interaction, and that might make him, including his being from California and the California she places him in, ring hollow.

She was a classmate of Brett Easton Ellis at Bennington in the early '80s, when the Handbook came out. A main character in Secret History, set in an anonymous Bennington, is named Bunny Corcoran. I'm thinking she consulted the Handbook to make the New England seem New Englisher.

Wednesday, 12 March 2003

the little friend

I bought the damn thing so I should read it. Three months of negative reviews have soured me on its prospects, though, and I can't believe that if Tartt didn't notice she had a twelve-year-old girl detective named Harriet her editor also neither did nor said so, and I understood about Harriet tipping someone the Black Spot not because I've read Stevenson (although maybe I should have after The Secret History) but because I've read Ransom. Also on page 82, "The flustered orchestra, which was composed mostly of penguins, struck up the tempo."

I borrowed The Iliad from the Field branch on Saturday (this branch is located conveniently across the street from Bonnie Brae ice cream, where a double-dip of Triple Chocolate probably didn't help the weight issue). Maybe I should just stick with that.

Thursday, 13 March 2003

fucking jane eyre

where "fucking" is an adjectival modifier and not a verb.

Uberboss just excused me from reading any book that doesn't thrill me, like The Little Friend. I just can't get over that no one told Tartt to change Harriet's name. I mean, okay, it's only the protagonist, and it's not as if I have ever averred that someone's name affects their character, oh no. But damn. A twelve-year-old girl detective with that personality, named Harriet? This book might be a Louise Fitzhugh alternate universe.

Anyway, so I picked up Jane Eyre when I got home, because that book annoys me and I am insane. Because Charlotte Brontë didn't like Jane Austen. Because I'm not that much fonder of Jane Eyre than I am of Fanny Price. It doesn't annoy me as much as Wuthering Heights, which outright pisses me off for its overthetoppiness. I do like Tenant of Wildfell Hall, though, so the Brontës aren't a total loss.

The reason I always come back to Jane Eyre, though almost never the whole thing, is that I continue to try to puzzle out Mrs. Fairfax. Have you read it? Why not? Spoilers follow. Mrs. Fairfax knows there is a madwoman in the attic. She loves Jane, or is fond of her, and respects her as a good and proper young woman. But does she know that the madwoman is Mrs. Rochester? Mr. Rochester says, after the botched wedding, "Mrs. Fairfax may indeed have suspected something, but she could have gained no precise knowledge as to facts." Is her questioning Jane when she learns of their engagement meant as a warning? That is the last time we hear her voice directly; afterward when the wedding party return from the church Mr. Rochester rebuffs the congratulations offered by her, Sophie, and Adèle. Much later, after the fire, Jane tells her reader about Adèle but not about Mrs. Fairfax. She was such a priss to decent old Hannah that I wonder what her attitude to Mrs. Fairfax might be.

great books

Lou Grant narrating Great Books made the David Denby seem even older than his attitude. He said a reason for women and minorities to read the traditional canon is that it is a body of knowledge traditionally denied to these demographics who now shouldn't deny it of themselves. Something occurred to me on my bike ride home that I've now forgotten, about how just because women now live in a man's world doesn't make the man's world such a hot one to begin with that anyone should clamor to be part of. Thought that's truth, I don't like that it might lead to no one's reading Gilgamesh or Othello anymore. The real problem is that with more texts (a word Denby despises) recognized and necessary and worthy and important, curricula are still constricted. Why not two courses of the canon rather than one?

Saturday, 15 March 2003

no little friend of mine

I am so absolved from reading this book. Not only p. 82's passive "compose" thing and UberBoss's dominus-nabiscoing yesterday but today on p. 289: "You look like one of the Odum's to me."

RDC suggested this is meant to be possessive. Nah. We know Mrs. Odum is dead, and even the redneck speaker wouldn't say "the Odum" to refer to a single person, the father.

However, I am more than halfway through.

I did ask UberBoss what he is reading these days. Twentieth-century political history and commentary as usual, and he didn't like Summerland, which I lent him. But no good new novels.

I feel like I'm in the long dark tea-time of the soul here. Barbie was on the (local, daytime) news Thursday promoting Good Books Lately, discussing spring's new paperbacks. Even she was fishing, naming We Talk Pretty One Day (which I read in paperback in Haitch's pool in the summer of 2001 and Four Corners, which on her recommendation RDC gave me for Christmas 2001 (in hardcover)). One sounded good, a memoir of a white African growing up in Rhodesia. I forget the fourth. But I did remember to record the 11 a.m. hour.

Later. I remember the fourth: Atonement, which I read in paperback in September and which was wonderful but which isn't a new book for spring.

the bookcase so far

Torn Shapes of Desire, The Odyssey, The Iliad, Seamus Haney's Beowulf, two M.F.K. Fishers (Stay Me, Oh Comfort Me and Last House), Peter Ackroyd's English Music, the His Dark Materials trilogy next to Paradise Lost, House of Leaves, Don Quijote, The Lecturer's Tale, the King James Bible, Madeleine L'Engle Herself, The Name of the Rose, Jeff Noon's Vurt and Automated Alice, my Alice in Wonderland coloring book, an Annotated Alice, and Alice herself; and Mad Madge (the first woman to publish in English, from Molly). This is PLT's suggestion of high-end porn, books that I haven't read yet or need to reread or that (like Pullman) go with books I haven't read yet (Milton). In the oversized bottom shelf, the oversized books previously in the Pooh bookends downstairs: The Music Pack, The Art Pack, The Arthurian Book of Days, Sisters, Meetings with Remarkable Trees, Oh the Places You'll Go! The Father Christmas Letters, Granddaughters of Corn, Good Morning Captain! a pop-up Wonderful Wizard of Oz, a lavish Kings and Queens of England and another less lavish, and Geoffrey Ashe's Mythology of the British Isles; plus three unread books large enough not to look dwarfed among such tall companions, Infinite Jest, PrairyErth, and a book of 20th century short stories by women.

And I guess I do consider "that I haven't read yet" to be a valid sort criterion. "That don't look dwarfed among tall skinny companions" is less valid but I'm going with it. Unfortunately, those three also happen to be predominantly blue, which could seem like a cover rather than a content choice--as if size were okay but color were too base. Oh, The Places You'll Go! doesn't belong among the picture books, not being a children's book; and Tolkien's Father Christmas Letters might really belong among the Christmas books but it's too delightful a volume to be only seasonal.

Sunday, 16 March 2003

end of donna tartt

One good book, one really not.

More Harriet the Spy: Harriet loses her Ole Golly, and her parents are as distant as the Spy's. She has her Little Friend Hely (pronounced Healy; is this some sort of Southern thing, not that that would excuse it?) as the Spy has Sport.

More copyediting errors: Tartt confuses "repetitious" and "repetitive." Is Allison's note "IDAJ..." a typo or does the J mean something elusive? "Part of the reason was because..."?! Pot, kettle, whatever; I am, very obviously, not even proofread here, which is not a published book.

One of the criticisms I've read of The Secret History is how much more like a stage set than real life Tartt's Vermont feels. I didn't remark this, and on reread it didn't bother me, because I thought she was going for a mood more than for verisimilitude, the way (I know I'm almost alone in this) the impossible generations in The Corrections didn't bother me because Franzen was going for archetype (I thought).

I wouldn't know how fake her Mississippi is. I did wonder why a felon whose offenses were state would have wound up in Angola, but that might be a regional prison rather than a Louisiana-only institution. The attitudes really seemed to bend back and forth between '50sish and '70sish, and that really got to me. If she named a year at the start, I missed it; for ages I read thinking it was set in the '50s but then something--a TransAm, mention of Vietnam--would make it '70s. The boy Hely imagines himself as Bond in "From Russia with Love" and that was 1963. How would a boy not yet born in 1963 know a movie from that year, before VCRs and in a town probably lacking in rerun movie houses? I guess it could have been on television. Would it have been more credible for him to refer to a '70s Bond film?

Yeah, I was fed up anyway, and fed up more because I woke at 3 in the morning and ended up reading in the living room, finishing the book just after 7:00, but at the end Tartt really got clumsy. Though I'm still not certain of the year, it had to be after 1977 because a boy has a "Star Wars" toy. Since it's set in summer, it might even be 1978. Yet Tartt has a character mention the Indianapolis and the sharks as if no one would have known about it, as if, therefore, "Jaws" had not yet been released. "Jaws" came out in 1975.

begats

I am impossible to please lately. I spent the morning in the really blissfully comfortable reading chair with The Iliad, a sweet-tempered cockatiel, and the propensity, after the sleepless night, to nap (despite a delicious vanilla latte that I drank soon enough after breakfast to enjoy rather than be drugged by).

After he listened to Great Books, RDC looked for audio versions of The Iliad and the ones he found through Audible were all abridged. I told him I wouldn't worry about it: the abridgement would leave mostly only the begats on the cutting room floor. What, like cataloguing the boats and warriors isn't equivalent to the begats of the Old Testament?

Anyway, now I'm reading all the begats, a bunch of people and cities with unpronounceable names, and wondering what I got myself into. Did I read this in English 112 with Tom Roberts or not? I remember clearly his saying that there are two types of people, those who prefer The Iliad to The Odyssey and those who don't know enough to prefer The Iliad to The Odyssey. I probably wouldn't remember that comment if I had read more than only the inferior one at the time--so was he only mentioning it in passing or introducing it in lecture? I would have read it, even freshling year, if he had assigned it, however minimal my understanding might have been. (I was damn stupid about my college papers and notes and syllabi, early on.)

I'm ready for Achilles's anger and Agamemnon's nobility and the gods' capriciousness and so on, but right now all I see is a bunch of people sticking it to another bunch of people.

I really like the translator's and editor's notes, from which I learned that Homer's Greek is not a Greek that anyone would have spoken. Like, ever. It's more than just archaic and rarefied, as the English of the King James Bible seems to a contemporary reader. Or something. But I do have this expectation of high-blown language, so in the text whenever someone, mortal or deathless, uses a contraction, I cringe. I feel like the translator uses a contraction for meter, not because it's akin to the original language. Well, that is the dilemma of translation.

Tuesday, 18 March 2003

nineteen eighty-four

A while ago I noticed "1984" on Sundance. I had never seen it so skipped to it, realizing for the first time that John Hurt plays Winston Smith. In the moments I watched, I decided he's wonderful in the role (however unfilmable the book is) and to record the next showing of it.

I had the Eurythmics soundtrack and loved particularly the song "Julia." I watched part of the movie last night and I am really glad the music is as toned down as it is. I watched a cinematization of The Chocolate War once and in addition to how changes in the denouement completely altered the theme, the Yaz soundtrack totally detracted from the movie's--integrity? timeli- and timelessness? The book is dated but not impossibly so; Yaz makes the movie scream mid-'80s.

Last night and today I reread bits of Nineteen Eighty-Four. How Orwell combines the satire and dystopia with a compelling plot continues to impress me. Minor nitpicking: Winston wouldn't know who St. Sebastian is when he plots what he would do to Julia should she ever fall into his clutches.

secret self

Katherine Mansfield, "The Daughters of the Late Colonel"
Willa Cather, "Paul's Case: A Study in Temperament"
Virginia Woolf, "Solid Objects"
Elizabeth Bowen, "Her Table Spread"

The Secret Self: A Century of Short Stories by Women, edited by Hermione Lee, is a good collection as far as I can tell, of first-rate female authors. I liked the first two stories I read, not so much the second two; I skipped the Kate Chopin and Edith Wharton (for now, I hope).

What intrigues me is how this book got into my house. I have no memory of having bought it, and for me that's unusual. I could unless forcibly stopped tell you when and how I came by my books. UConn Co-op, Coventry Books, UConn Pound Sale, Tattered Cover, on vacation, naughtily at a big box, Capitol Hill Books, remotely, yep. And this is a British book, Brit edited, published, and printed. But it looks quite new, as if it didn't come from a used bookstore.

Anyway. It was a good choice to put in the bookcase, because as I sat this morning rereading Nineteen Eighty-Four, I noticed it and picked it up instead.

when hitler stole pink rabbit

I have no idea how I learned about this book. It is a series of vignettes, memories of maybe the author's or author's mother's time as a refugee, and the stories themselves are charming but don't add to a cohesive whole. I thought of both Journey to America, whose family is in much more danger in their emigration, and From Anna, in which Anna grows as a character against the backdrop of emigration. In Rabbit, mentions of atrocities and tragedies appear without context and the purported theme, that the family can manage as long as they're all together, isn't strongly developed.

Or maybe I was just horrified that when they left Germany, hoping and intending to return within a year, the protagonist took her new stuffed animal instead of her constant, lifelong companion of Pink Rabbit. The theft is, of course, that the Nazis confiscated their possessions in storage immediately. She's a child, and she thought both that they would return quickly and that their belongings would be safe. But she left Pink Rabbit behind. I know this is unreasonable of me: I still feel guilty for taking Melvin the raccoon with me to Florida when I was 10 instead of Booboo.

Thursday, 20 March 2003

more stories

Perhaps because I read the form so seldom, a short story seems like something to be studied as much as read, so the absence of individual introductions seems pretty bizarre to me. There is a general introduction, though short, and the collection is arranged chronologically (I think by story publication date, which would explain the seven-story gap between the two Elizabeth Bowens, though not why there are two by her when only one by everyone else). I want some context; but that's what the web's for.

Kate Chopin, "The Storm." Less depressing than "Story of an Hour" or The Awakening.
Edith Wharton, "Souls Belated."
Katherine Mansfield, "The Man without a Temperament."
Pauline Smith, "The Sisters."
Dorothy Parker, "Here We Are."
Henry Handel Richardson, "Two Hanged Women."
Jean Rhys, "Let Them Call It Jazz."
Eudora Welty, "Why I Live at the PO."
Elizabeth Bowen, "The Happy Autumn Fields."
Antonia White, "The House of Clouds."
Katherine Anne Porter, "Rope."
Marjorie Barnard, "The Lottery."
Anna Kavan, "An Unpleasant Reminder."
Stevie Smith, "Sunday at Home."
Doris Lessing, "The De Wets Come to Kloof Grange."

Friday, 21 March 2003

avenue victor hugo

My new audiobook is The Hunchback of Notre Dame. I tried to listen to this a few times before, but it seems to curse whatever audiotapes it's put on. I'm skipping the tape this time, which might help. Or maybe I previously tried to listen to Les Misérables, because I remember whatever Hugo it was beginning with a trial, which this doesn't. It's read by George Guidall, which is all I need to know.

I don't remember the name of the late '80s cat in Avenue Victor Hugo on Newbury Street. I remember hand-drawn signs in the store, "Please do not stick your tongue out at the cat." Even I wouldn't do that.

Saturday, 22 March 2003

stories again

Last night,
Mavis Gallant, "The Ice Wagon Going Down the Street"
Flannery O'Connor, "Everything That Rises Must Converge"
Bessie Head, "Looking for a Rain God"
Elizabeth Taylor, "Mr. Wharton"
Jean Stafford, "A Summer Day"
Nadine Gordimer, "Six Feet of the Country"
Grace Paley, "The Loudest Voice"

This morning,
Alice Walker, "Everyday Use"
Muriel Spark, "The First Year of My Life"
Toni Cade Bambara, "The Lesson"
Anita Desai, "Private Tuition by Mr. Bose"
Jane Gardam, "The Weeping Child"
Janet Frame, "Swans"
Angela Carter, "Peter and the Wolf"
Alice Munro, "Miles City, Montana"
Ellen Gilchrist, "Revenge"
Ahdaf Soueif, "The Wedding of Zeina"
Jayne Anne Phillips, "Mamasita"
Bobbie Ann Mason, "Shiloh"
Fay Weldon, "Weekend"
Suniti Namjoshi, "Three Feminist Fables"

Sunday, 23 March 2003

finishing secret self

Rachel Ingalls, "Third Time Lucky"
A.S. Byatt, "The July Ghost"
Jamaica Kincaid, "What I Have Been Doing Lately"
Lorrie More, "Places to Look for Your Mind"
A.L. Kennedy, "Friday Payday"
Amy Bloom, "Sleepwalking"
Georgina Hammick, "The Dying Room"
Rose Tremain, "The Candle Maker"
Shena Mackay, "Cloud-Cuckoo-Land"
Helen Simpson, "Labour"
Marina Warner, "Ariadne after Naxos"
Margaret Atwood, "Happy Endings"

Monday, 24 March 2003

white teeth

I've only just started this but it starts well: "I'm not licensed for suicides!" I am so in the mood for some gallows humor after Little Friend and a bunch of really good but not excessively light-hearted stories.

Sunday, 30 March 2003

a single shard

Linda Sue Park's A Single Shard won the 2002 Newbery. It was the first time in several years I had never heard of the author and I came to this book with absolutely no expectations.

It was lovely. I really liked how she pulled back the curtain in the endnotes and spoke more about the pottery and explained some of the choices she made, altering or guessing at history. It reminded me a bit of Girl with a Pearl Earring in the inventing the background for a piece of art.

Monday, 31 March 2003

when you ride alone

Bill Maher, When You Ride Alone You Ride with Bin Laden.

The blurbs kinda threw me--Michael Moore and Arianna Huffington, Ann Coulter and Al Franken. The last asked that his blurb be as far from Coulter's as possible. That might have been the funniest thing in the book.

I thought the whole thing was going to be a take-off on WWII posters, like the title one (when the object of the preposition was Hitler). But different wars need different posters.

At first I didn't see the Libertarian stuff that annoys RDC about him--I didn't know anything about him but "Politically Incorrect," which I never watched, and why he was fired. He seemed to understand the social contract, which seems to be generally absent from the Libertarian mindset. ("Which should the government tell me to wear a seatbelt? It's my life!"--"Because if you die or are injured, society has to pick up your slack. Because you don't live in isolation. Because no one is an island.") He admires JFK's speech on asking not what your country can etc. He understands that individual actions have worldwide consequi.

I agree with him that They hate us because we don't even know why They hate us, that the States commits violence by negligence on the rest of the world, and that the States hasn't been as obviously violent in its domination as previous powers have been. I also think the last is meaningless, because you cannot compare 20th century America even to 19th-century Britain, let alone any earlier power. I said this of war but it's true of superpowers as well: that the point of earlier wars is to make subsequent wars less necessary.

I also agree that we're so paralyzed by political correctness that we apply the same precautions to tottering grannies as to the demographic that's actually done harm. I cannot agree with him--and here is where the Libertarianism reared its ugly head--that we must have security at any cost and that security is government's only function.

Overall he was more left than I intended to find him. He illustrated how sense and dissent both are now vilified and I hope by his format made himself accessible to the apathetic.

Tuesday, 1 April 2003

white teeth

No, I still haven't finished it. Two-thirds through, and I'm enjoying it but not enough not to interrupt it, not enough that it compels me above any other activity or book. A reason for my unenthrallment is squirmishness: I feel guilty for reading something that seems so prejudiced. Every race and culture is shown warts and all; Smith is an equal-opportunity mocker. And it is not racist to mention a truth of racism.

It's really funny in lots of places. Joyce and her self-righteousness showing her racism. Alsanai's malapropisms. "Post class aberration consideration period" for detention.

Ah yes. My not-having-finished-yet point is the title of the chapter I'm on, "More English than the English." I'm sure I had heard this sort of phrase before I tried to watch a four-hour Jimmy Stewart epic about "pioneering," read colonizing, the American West, whose title escapes me. I got a few minutes into it--just past the overture--when the narrator began to describe Stewart's character as "more Indian than the Indians." Y'know, because it was a decent culture and all, but it took Whitey to do it right and better than the lazy redskins. I turned it off without regrets. Anyway, that phrase now reminds me of that movie, and if I'm supposed to think of ethnicism upon reading it yeah I get that. But it makes me squirmy.

Friday, 4 April 2003

white teeth

I have no idea why this took me so long to read. I enjoyed it all the way through, and I thought the dramatic culmination of all the threads at the end really well done.

When we got back from the gym, we lit a fire, one whose smoke went where it's meant to. RDC turned the chair to face the fire, and I lay my neglected yoga mat on the floor with the coarse-woven Mexican blanket on top. I thought I might still want the fleece blanket, because I am insane. My feet, more than six feet from the fire, did want it; my arms and face, stretched toward the fire, baked as I finished my book.

I love a fire. A particularly true line from A Single Shard is that there are two things people cannot resist watching: fire and falling water, always changing, always the same.

Saturday, 5 April 2003

animal dreams

I read Poisonwood Bible in the fall of 2001 and Prodigal Summer the next winter or spring. I've been meaning to read more Kingsolver, and when I recently came across an essay about genetic modification--about a lot more than that--that reminded me again. I started Small Wonder Wednesday night and Animal Dreams this morning. I got a late start to the day, watching the bedroom darken as clouds thickened in the sky, reading in bed. The child not understanding her parent's love and the relationship between the sisters is going to make this book hurt and work for me, I am sure.

Sunday, 6 April 2003

animal dreams

I recently read a searingly loving and painful essay a friend wrote about her mother's early-onset Alzheimer's. Homero's chapters reminded me of that, of Charles Wallace Within Chuck in A Swiftly Moving Planet and his slippery time, of dear Littlejohn in the eponymous novel. Cosima and Halimeda, a close pair of sisters who consider their parent unfeeling; Cosima, unable to see the love Homero demonstrates, avoiding responsibility, not remembering stories from her childhood. If Cosima had been the younger of the sisters, three years apart, this book might have devoured me instead of vice versa. Older Cosima doesn't remember something that younger Halimeda does; this reminded me uncomfortably of my not remembering family incidents that happened when I was 12 that were repeats of things that had happened when my sister was 9, when she remembers more from a younger age.

Twins have been a theme lately. Loyd and Leander here; Magid and Millat in White Teeth, Ormus and Gayomart in The Ground Beneath Her Feet, John and Paul? Ottokar in Whistling Woman. Why Loyd had only one L is never explained. Because he's not Welsh, presumably. But the name reminded me of the neighbor-widow's unmissed dead husband in the Anastasia books, of the woman's never being able to take her husband seriously after he asked her to pronounce his name "Yoyd" as if it were a Spanish instead of a Welsh invention.

Animal Dreams. Wow.

the eyre affair

That too clever-for-my-own-good first-person tone. I managed it for To Say Nothing of the Dog and that was thrice as long. I can handle it in this, as long as there aren't too many names like Paige Turner.

Names to look up, because I assume none is without its joke: Landen Parke-Laine (I get the Parke-Laine part). Milton Keens. Lamber Thwalts. Acheron Hades. Fillip Tamworth. Buckett. Edmund Capillary. Filbert Snood.

Books to contribute to the Invisible Library: Millon de Floss, A Short History of the Special Operations Network and Thursday Next--A Biography; Acheron Hades, Degeneracy for Pleasure and Profit; Landen Parke-Laine, Once Were Scroundrels; Thursday Next, A Life in Special Ops.

Tuesday, 8 April 2003

books as artifacts

My sister asked me Saturday if I liked Wind in the Willows. "It's okay," I said, "not one of my special favorites." I am not doing so well with the Quelling Impulsively Honest Answer In Favor of Weighing Actual Import of Question Before Opening Piehole.

She wanted to give me a copy she found in a used bookshop in Marblehead, a 1968 British printing with Arthur Rackham illustrations. Last year she gave me a bubble machine for my birthday, and she was really disappointed I didn't consider it the best gift ever (she has been pleased to note that it has featured prominently in all my outdoor festivities since, though).

I didn't say anything about Arthur Rackham vs. Original and therefore Right Ernest Shepherd decorations. I didn't go on about how the second half, with Toad getting all Napoleon-like (I don't mean Bonapartesque, I mean like in Animal Farm), depresses me. Ratty and Moley messing about in boats, that I like. Ratty and Moley finding Otter's child sleeping in the curve of Pan's arm as he pipes in the dawn, that I like. Toad driving a car and escaping from jail disguised as a laundress, not so much. I just left it at "not one of my favorites."

She wanted to give me a Foundational children's book printed in my birthyear, and probably all my recoiling is my own baggage. She didn't say anything about its being Valuable other than that it was a used and rare (so not necessarily both) bookstore.

I don't want to own a Valuable book. If a book is valuable monetarily, it had better be because it's someone or other's Book of Hours from 1361 and illuminated with gold leaf and lapis lazuli. In which case it belongs in a museum (cue Indiana Jones). If a volume of Leaves of Grass is valuable because, I'm making this up, Wilfred Owen carried it into the trenches, it belongs in the Owen library. If a collector puts a dollar amount on it because it carries someone's signature, and you buy it for the signature not the content, then that's not true value. I love my copy of Possession more than I used to because now it has A.S. Byatt's signature on it, but that's emotional value to me because she spoke to me, we exchanged pleasantries, while she touched and held and signed the book. (It's also irreplaceable because for as much as I know you can only buy the book with Aaron Eckhart and Gwyneth Paltrow instead of Sir Edward Burne-Jones's The Beguiling of Merlin on the cover. Aha--no, though the painting remains, the cover design is tainted witha Major Motion Picture thingie.)

Last year in Books of Wonder I saw a complete first edition of Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh, House at Pooh Corner, When We Were Very Young, and Now We Are Six. Five or seven thousand dollars, if I recall. Now me, I'm dragonny with my books, bad at lending, bad at returning, prone to hoarding. But I can't imagine those four books being in any individual's private library, because what're you going to do, read them? Read them to a child, and risk the damage that makes cardboard books such a good idea for the very young? Read them in your armchair and risk losing one among the cushions? Read them with a stick of candy and drool all over the colored plates of precious stones and then not have Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle around to help you steam open the pages? Or, and this is the real sacrilege, "own" them but never ever read them because you might damage their physical selves, ignoring their content? I can't get behind that.

I feel guilty about Acquiring more children's books (when it's acquisition more than possession, a word I use deliberately). Especially picture books. I keenly feel the absence of Corduroy and, now that I rediscovered it, Umbrella from my library. But I do feel that it would be Wrong to Acquire books when they'll go mostly unread. There are many, many picture books that add to a Compleat or Representative Collection of the Necessary, but the only one I crave is The Country Bunny and the Little Gold Shoes.

All that is because I just don't reread picture books very often (except Harold and the Purple Crayon). The Wind in the Willows is not a picture book. So maybe I was reluctant to be given it again for a different reason. As a matter of fact I have two reasons. One, I had it on my Amazon wishlist last year and my notstepmother gave it to me for Christmas (along with The Grapes of Wrath because she Understands the multifacetedness that is I. (She called that list intimidating. Sorry.)) Aiming for the G shelf with the book in paw, I laughed quietly at myself because, I now bothered to notice, I already owned it. It's heretical, isn't it, to own a book and not know it, to the point that you ask for it again because you're a grasping, acquisitive, dragonny sort? I'm going to pass my notstepmother's brand new book on to Emlet, keeping the used one because it's used. My sister's gift should be valuable for its sentiment--that she gave it to me, having selected it for her reasons--and it would be, except I would feel guilty for owning two copies of it (and I would have to keep the other for the illustrations).

Two, NCS gave a version of it to me, lo these many years. I finally read it the summer I lived with Nisou (another reason it's not sacred to me is that I didn't read it until 1988), and we loved the scene with Otter's child and Pan piping. She gave me a Picasso print of Pan piping (it's been on my wall ever since). I told NCS about that, and of course Pink Floyd, his favorite band, had an album entitled The Piper at the Gates of Dawn. So he gave me a version, and I say "version" because the illustrations were just so wrong. The Rackham ones, from Amazon's sample pages, look okay; they're just not Original Shephard. Those in NCS's version I remember to be Off. (My memory could not possibly be tainted, oh no, especially considering the book did not long stay in my can't-say-possession--I think not even until I finally broke up with him nineish months later. Lord, but I was emotionally dishonest to us both.)

So anyway. Lots of baggage re Wind in the Willows particularly, assorted guilt about acquiring rather than possessing books particularly children's books.

Wednesday, 9 April 2003

creating the not so big house

I understand that a house designed for an individual is the most likely to be the best tailored to that person's quirks and needs, but jeepers.

She does clarify that she means "not so big" as "not necessarily small no sirree bob, merely smaller than you thought you needed," but some of these were gargantuan. The hiring of an architect and the building of a house from scratch makes the idea of such a house completely out of most people's grasp.

None of the McMansions in Highlands Ranch will, I pray, ever make it onto the National Register of Historic Places, while some of these domiciles could, but let's keep in mind that not everyone can afford a second house on Orcas Island for day trips from Seattle, or on Penobscot Bay, or in Westport, Connecticut, or Lexington, Massachusetts. I was not surprised that most of the houses were sited in the north, either New England or the Pacific Northwest, with an exception in Taos (another bargain community). One was in South Carolina and another was in the hill country around Houston (there were trees, so I wouldn't've ever guessed it was in Texas), but otherwise these were really desirable dream houses for the comfortably filthily rich.


I can't say the title misled me: Creating the Not So Big House. It didn't say anything about making the most space with what you have, which I would find more useful. Creating the Not So Big House was a big ol' exercise in architectural masturbation, and fun as such, but totally out of touch with normal people.

Thursday, 10 April 2003

eyre affair

A fun romp, but an editor could have pranced around with a pair of garden clippers and tidied up a bit. I stopped noting characters because I never did get that inkpen implanted in my right index finger; at least the invisible books come conveniently packaged in the epitaphs. Braxton Hicks, fr'instance, was just amusing, like Linsey Woolsey in Auntie Mame. So I stopped hoping all the characters' names Meant something. I don't know Martin Chuzzlewit from a hole in the ground, though Quaverley is a great name; I was waiting for the Brontë stuff.

At the first mention of Jane Eyre the denouement is obvious and tantalizes you with satisfaction--eventually. That's good. Fforde does a decent job of briefly summarizing novels and integrating the summarizing into the action so someone's explaining Jane Eyre to a heretic nonreader didn't make me want to gauge my eyes out too much. That was fine. What wasn't fun was the tone. I am not well-versed in either detective or speculative fiction; a reason is that the tone of the first person narrators in these books usually puts me off by page one.

I'm thinking of Dan Simmons's Song of Kali. I remember that the author attempted to undo his protagonist's sexism through his wife's t-shirt, which read "A Woman's Place Is in the House...and in the Senate." Ooo, bumper-sticker humor, wittily original and redemptive. Anyway, that protagonist had that Tone. So did that of To Say Nothing of the Dog. The Left Hand of Darkness didn't, but I never finished it anyway. I can't think of another first-person-narrated skiffy book that I've read. There might be one.

The Tone is common enough in detective fiction as well to be spoofed in "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?" and in "Calvin and Hobbes" through Tracer Bullet, and since this book is both vaguely speculative and vaguely detectivey, the presence of that Tone nearly put me off. Especially with a protagonist named Thursday Next. But not quite.

It was fun anyway, if not nearly as clever as it thought.

that tone

Yeah. The Tone. Maybe The Eyre Affair toned down the Tone enough for me to bear, maybe it's all in my imagination, maybe I wanted to like it because ÜberBoss liked it, maybe I wanted to like it because some Usual Suspects like it.

Maybe I just dealt because I'm gearing up for a big sf onslaught. I just put a slew of skiffy fiction on hold at the 'brary. Columbine found it amusing that I consider some books necessary to my cultural grounding; I just find it pathetic that I'm much more likely to succeed at slogging through Cryptomicon than Paradise Lost.

I was actually going to buy Ender's Game recently. It was there. It was cheap. It was trade not pulp size. Then I looked at the typeface--that was pulp not trade. I am hopeful that a library might have some of the books I want--Snow Crash in addition to the two above--in hardcover, though it's a detraction from the genre at all that so much of it is printed in paperback alone and not in cloth, and of that paperback, pulp not trade.

PLT sent me a Vernor Vinge book once. Pulp, hundreds of pages. Shyeah. Egg offered to lend me How Green Was My Valley, which I was listening to, so I could see how to spell some of the names. I finally got rid of copies of Crime and Punishment etc., that I bought at the annual library book sale when I only knew about obligations but not taste or translations, because if I ever do read any Dostoyevsky, it'll be in a readable format, not in pulp. I don't like pulp.

I also requested Hyperion, on PLT's recommendation. The author's name rang a bell--the Song of Kali fellow Dan Simmons. Bah. I should stick to discussing Barbara Kingsolver with STL instead.

Saturday, 12 April 2003

lucy

I knew nothing about this except that it was on one of my lists, and then I read one of Jamaica Kincaid's short stories in The Secret Self. Lushly stark, if that's possible. I thought I would feel more connection with the protagonist given her name; I didn't, hence the "stark." Brief asides to Paul Gaugin (one of his paintings is on the cover) and, I'll have to check, I think The Second Sex.

Monday, 14 April 2003

audio books

I am listening to The Hunchback of Notre Dame, not particularly closely. The first third--the download came in three sections--was mostly background noise. I listened to the second third this weekend but felt bad that Dandelion got all dirty in the garden with me. I might have set up external speakers on the porch but audio books really don't work well at such a cranked-up volume. It's in some primitive format, but it's narrated by George Guidall, which is all I needed to know.

When the librarian introduced "Stage Coach" at the 'brary earlier this month, she mentioned "The Hunchback of Notre Dame" as one the superb movies released that year. A child in the audience asked if the library were going to show that as well. "No," said the librarian, not adding, "and this version that I mentioned is not the Disney abortion you probably mean." I felt bad for the kid: I really don't think "Stagecoach" can be very fun for a seven-year-old. There's really not much adventure in it, just anxiety about the adventure.

I don't remember the movie of "Hunchback" much at all, just the basics--Charles Laughton begging for water and the creepy priest. I had forgotten the goat. As soon as someone mentioned trial for witchcraft, I twitched. There's going to be Goat Mortality, I just know it.

reading aloud

I am reading Roll of Thunder, Hear My Cry to RDC. I haven't read him a book since Christmas, with Bridge to Terabithia. As expected, the grounding in time and place that you get reading the book to yourself falters when my Yankee voice doesn't easily drop g's in dialogue, and the flavor of everyone's speech is diminished as I fumble to say "they" instead of "their."

But it's a great story. It was my first, and for years my only, exposure to what life was like for people for an entire century between the Civil War and Civil Rights. I really like May the Circle Be Unbroken as well, though it's a much less compelling story. I think Taylor tried to include too much and didn't integrate the pieces well. Of course it's hard to avoid seeing Wade Jamison as Atticus Finch during T.J.'s trial. But Stacey's job and Moe's cotton and Miss Annie Lee's voting and Cousin David's daughter and marbles-as-gambling too--those are a lot of themes to juggle, and they're not integrated very well.

Then there's The Land, which I was glad to read for more background on the Logan family but which just did not work as a story. I don't even remember The Road to Memphis. But I do love love love Roll of Thunder, Hear My Cry.

Thursday, 17 April 2003

the lone ranger and tonto fistfight in heaven

Is is okay that I bought this book directly before seeing "Stagecoach," a "The only good Indian is a dead Indian" western?

The stories and storytelling are remarkable. I wasn't sure of each narrator or what his relationship to everyone else might be but I felt strongly that that didn't matter. Years ago when I was having trouble getting in One Hundred Years of Solitude, someone told me not to try to keep track of the names but just absorb the beauty of the story. That's what I finally could do with this.

Saturday, 19 April 2003

ender's game

I really shouldn't've read Card's introduction first. I generally don't read an academic introduction first, because it's criticism and by an editor or critic, not the author. But this was an author and not academic, so I did. If I hadn't already known from his postings on the net and articles about him that he's a Mormon bigot and a poser, the introduction would have clued me. He's also an ostentatious jackass, attacking ad hominem those foolish enough not to like his book.

It's a good story, though Card surfaces not 20 pages in when Ender uses the boys' homophobia to manipulate his social standing in their little Lord of the Flies setup.

I interrupted my reading to open Moonshadow to say that the bits with Valentine and Peter as Demosthenes and Locke are pretty funny in the context of a conversation I had with Trish just the other night, as I chatted with her instead of starting the book, about Pinky and the Brain. "What we do every night, Pinky."

Monday, 21 April 2003

...and now, miguel

Charming and genuine, with real dialect. I think Krumgold reproduced well the rhythms of people fluent in both English and Spanish; it meshed well in my head with what little I know. A simple, if dated, bildungsroman with a really fine chapter as Miguel and his older brother makes sense of their theology. Plus sheep-shearing, for Farm Boy, and living in the Sangre de Cristo which is probably nothing like the territory around Animal Dreams but is enough for my eastern-living, urban-residing mind to make the connection.

Tuesday, 22 April 2003

crispin: the cross of lead

When I reserved this, I asked the librarian if she had read it or then liked it. Her response was tepid. I offered that I had often not liked Avi in the past and wondered how much different (and better) this might be than his previous to win the Newbery (although his Nothing But the Truth is an Honor book). She supposed that if I hadn't liked him in the past, I wouldn't like this one: she hadn't either.

I started hopeful: it's set in England in 1377, points more in its favor than contemporary America (Truth) or even a ship (Charlotte Doyle) and I know I've read others by him obviously unmemorable. It's less clumsy than, say, Witch Child in illuminating for a 21st-century young reader certain points of daily life before electricity and running water without sounding like a lecture, and that's fine. But last summer while at Charenton I began a library book APB had just finished and recommended, called The Physician, also set in England in the middle ages, whose boy protagonist begins by being apprenticed to a juggler--well, a physician who attracts his patients with a juggling performance. That's as far as I got in The Physician, but it's enough to make me, already dubious about Avi, see this book's premise as derivative. Plus I read Lord Valentine's Castle, I'm sorry to say, I think on the recommendation of a man I was probably sleeping with at the time, I'm sorry to say, and where it wasn't tedious it was about juggling.

Eh. Newbery hasn't had a dud (that I've read) since...since...1962's Bronze Bow, though Elizabeth George Speare could certainly write herself a good Witch of Blackbird Pond (although what the ALA was thinking to award the medal to nonfiction light on the writing, like Lincoln: A Photobiography, I don't know. A good book, just not Newberyish). And this isn't a dud yet, on page 60. I doubt its target audience has read (or begun) The Physician or Lord Valentine's Castle so if I condemn it I'll do so on its own faults. Or merits. Whichever.

Edited to say: dud. An innocuous story, which is not what a Newbery ought to be. A bildungsroman (a term I probably apply far too broadly), as was Miguel, but with nothing for a reader to take away.

Someone or other who shouldn't have wrote some faux sequels for Jane Austen, The Third Sister about Margaret Dashwood and one for Georgianna Darcy whose name I forget. (Others have been okay, or, if not particularly Austeny, like Eliza's Daughter, at least an adequate story.) My problem with those two is that throughout the entire book you know Margaret and Georgianna are in love with Wrong-Seeming Men yet that they must marry by the end of the books. So you wait for the Wrong-Seeming Man to redeem himself, as Darcy did, or for the Right Man to show up. On both occasions, someone about whose personality and stake we know nothing swoops in at the end to claim his prize. Totally unsatisfying, even more than you ought to expect when you read faux Austen.

Same thing with Avi. Several potential plotlines to develop and he finishes one, an important one, with little but dialog exchanged to gauge the credibility the action.

You know, it could be his whole Sting-Prince-Cher-Madonna thing that I just don't cotton to.

coraline

Hookay, it happened again. Whenever I read Witch Child and The Watcher, one after the other, I noticed that both authors used the device of a coin broken in halves as mementos for people who're separating. Yesterday in ...And Now, Miguel, Miguel has a lucky stone with a hole through it. I am just starting Coraline and the protagonist is given a stone with a hole through it as a charm for luck or safety.

Edited to add: pleasantly ghoulish. I immediately thereafter started Sandman (again), where someone is being read Through the Looking Glass. I didn't need to read that that to know that Lewis Carroll must haunt Gaiman's dreams.

Friday, 25 April 2003

elske and girl with a pearl Earring

It is not just that they both have the same Vermeer on their covers that makes them similar to one another. There's also that I read them within months of each other and that Voigt's city of Trastad is (deliberately) very Dutch.

I just reread both of them over the past two days. Elske is satisfying for tying up all the Kingdom threads and for being better than Wings of a Falcon. Girl is just great, though rereading revealed a flaw: on page 46, she tells her family that her employers have a daughter her sister's age but on page 53 her sister sees her at the market with that girl and Griet says she had not mentioned the similarity in ages, that her sister should not feel displaced.

I love that book.

i will probably regret admitting this

I have a few subliterary weaknesses. I speak freely of my pubescent and adolescent predilections for V.C. Andrews and Stephen King, respectively, and I write truthfully if with shame of my continuing addiction to Jean Auel, so you can imagine (or maybe you can't, if you really didn't try, so maybe you shouldn't, OMFB) how much lower my real cheesy subliterary guilty pleasure is.

I would like to state for the record that I seldom indulge in it. In fact, I haven't for years.

There is one title that was always my favorite, except I didn't know the title. Or the author. Only the series name and general plot. (Yes, it was a series.) The book might have resurfaced in my brain when my own personal Gracious Wings realized what a poor joke the male lead's name was. Eventually, a google search turned up a title, Amazon turned up a seller, and now, three months after I bought it--three months during which the vendor, or the vendor's pimp, alleged it had been sent out two days after I placed the order--it showed up in my mailbox (with a note from the vendor apologizing for her tardiness, which was due to illness).

I have to go now. I have to reacquaint myself with trash I knew was trash late in high school--when Stephen King didn't survive tenth grade.

Saturday, 26 April 2003

hunchback of notre dame

I am so glad I borrowed this from the Cherry Creek library yesterday: the Audible.com version ended about seven minutes or one chapter too early. I thought that the goat's name was Jolie, because it was pretty, but it was Djali. Also Quasimodo was named for the Sunday on which he was found, and it happened to suit his person as well. There's a half-man holiday, like Whitsunday and Assumption? Okay.

I finished it on the porchswing.

Sunday, 27 April 2003

gorilla, my love

Toni Cade Bambara's "The Lesson" appeared in The Secret Self collection of short stories I read during the blizzard. These were mostly really good, with one, "Raymond's Run," particularly striking for its lovingness. I confess that I read most of this yesterday in the sun and today in Vito the Reading Chair, indulging in whatever nappitude happened by. So if I didn't follow "The Survivor," that's probably not Bambara's fault. "Maggie of the Green Bottles" and "The Johnson Girls" were also memorable.

sandman, vol. i

By the end of this collection, I had got the point. The point, I must say, had eluded me through the first few installments. Neil Gaiman himself said in his afterword that he didn't find his voice until later on. As the characters, or single character of Dream, developed, I found the narrative more compelling.

I still don't think much of the artwork except for the covers, and for me the difference between a novel and a graphic novel is the, uh, graphics, so if they suck, I'm perfectly comfortable calling the whole shebang a comic book.

I might read more volumes of it.

Tuesday, 29 April 2003

roll of thunder, hear my cry

I finished reading this to RDC last night. I am gratified that he liked it so much.

Next up I think might be Jackaroo, though Melissa found it so poorly done that I wonder if it will hold up to RDC's ear. Maybe The Giver, although that doesn't hold up for me. He does need some Voigt (that is, I want him to know some Voigt), but I am dubious how he will feel about the Tillerman saga, when it is so saga-ish. He would like Dicey (read, he had better like Dicey) but Homecoming might be too young or repetitive, although he grew up along their trek route just as I did. (No, he grew up west of New Haven, whereas I can remember when the Old Lyme A&P had the outdoor conveyor belt the Tillermans encountered, and I laughed when they entered Sound View and "everything looked very clean," because Sound View was as scary to me as any inner city when I was a child. Can you say "sheltered"? I knew you could!) Maybe The Runner? Maybe Island of the Blue Dolphins or Julie of the Wolves or My Side of the Mountain for Independent Wilderness Living, despite the Canine Mortality. Which is a factor in The Runner as well.

Me, I'm listening to Across Five Aprils. I should have listened to a sample first, though anyone following George Guidall would compare badly so maybe I should show the narrator some mercy.

Wednesday, 30 April 2003

book of evidence

Wow. I began this, desultorily and the first two pages, a few days ago; since then I've pussyfooted around it knowing I wanted to give it a reasonable chunk of time. Today I gave it my lunch period, 30 whole minutes, wheeee, but still, that's plenty of time to be dazzled.

If I didn't get as far into it as I ought to have, I blame that on looking up ataraxic and balanic and battenberg and, I admit, probity and catamite too, just to make sure.

I was about to write, I wonder who got the Booker that year, because this is just great. Then I looked at its publication date: 1989. Possession won the 1990 Booker and Remains of the Day the 1989. Well okay then.

I took the 2 bus to downtown from Cherry Creek Friday instead of the usual 83. That was interesting, prettier because it went north on Downing instead of Lincoln, hairier because of much narrower streets. Point being that I exited the bus at Grant and went to Capitol Hill books again. I saw Oscar and Lucinda (1988 Booker) with the Vintage mark and got all happy, but it had the movie cover anyway. Bleah.

Monday, 5 May 2003

book of evidence

RDC's timing was perfect: he pulled up just as I finished the last paragraph of The Book of Evidence. I read it yesterday and today, once I finally started. Frederick Montgomery reminds me of a Nabokovian protagonist in his inability to perceive and treat other humans as humans, and specifically of Pale Fire's because of his unreliability.

Unlike most books (in their small numbers) told in a single first-person monologue, this one worked. The monologue suits a megalomaniac well. The narration paused as, I the reader sensed, he gathered his thoughts or put down his pen and took it up again the next day. He used asides and addressed his probable readers--his solicitor, the judge--personally.

Really good. Plus it kept me, at least at the start, skedaddling for a dictionary.

Monday, 12 May 2003

bean trees

I finished this somewhere over the Atlantic. I can see how someone who was used to Animal Dreams and this would be dismayed by the abrupt shift in tone in Poisonwood Bible. I do like her characters.

I wonder how much Sharon Creech likes Barbara Kingsolver.

Sunday, 18 May 2003

pigs in heaven

I guess I am glad I read and enjoyed Poisonwood Bible and Prodigal Summer before her earlier three. The difference in tone is striking, but all of them are good.

Monday, 19 May 2003

the sun also rises

This is one of those books I can Appreciate but do not Love. I hadn't read it for ten years, and now I read it in Paris, and it's RDC's favorite, but except for some really lovely paragraphs about fishing and swimming and even bull-fighting, where some emotion shows, I wasn't in love.

When Mike responds to someone's question how he went bankrupt, he says, "Two ways. Gradually then suddenly." I laughed and told RDC that sounded like something Cary Grant would say. He sighed at my ignorance, telling me how much the book informed script-writing (and everything else). He quoted "Philadelphia Story," though not a Cary Grant line: "Belts will be worn tighter this year."

Tuesday, 20 May 2003

lost in a good book

UberBoss lent me this just before I left, like the Friday, but between planting and flooding and guests two nights, I left for France with 30 pages left. I finished it today.

It's fun, though I'm not prepared to admit I might like detective or speculative fiction. At least the author is honest: when an outlandish scheme is proposed to solve a problem and someone asks what is that, another character admits it's a literary technobabble device. That cracked me up.

Friday, 23 May 2003

a moveable feast

Much better than The Sun Also Rises. His writing life in Paris and elsewhere, not so much with the racist slurs, and a little kid called Mr. Bumby. Gertrude Stein, and how he fell out of love with her (hearing her plead with her nameless companion); Ezra Pound, and how disappointed he was that Pound had never read the Russians; Tolstoy (who appears only through his books), whom Hemingway loved even though he wrote so badly (according to Hemingway, who maybe didn't see more than one way to write well); Ford Madox Ford, "as he called himself then" and what a twit he was; skiing in Austria and having the legs for it because lifts didn't exist and you couldn't ski what you couldn't climb.

Monday, 26 May 2003

words to outlive us

Eyewitness accounts of the Warsaw ghetto, from transcribed oral histories and discovered secret writings buried and sealed for years, from people who are known to have died during the war, people who're known to have survived the war, and people whose fates will be forever unknown.

Saturday, 31 May 2003

across five aprils

I tried to listen to Across Five Aprils while weight-lifting, but for a clumsily narrated audio book it's really affecting. Okay, it is about the Civil War, from a civilian point of view, based on the author's grandfather's boyhood, but it's not as if I don't know what happens. So in the gym I listened to stuff like "Express Yourself"--maybe that's why I could lift so much--and in the yard I listened to Irene Hunt, where I could cry when the names in the family Bible were read out, those with one date, and those with two.

Thursday, 5 June 2003

across five aprils, fin

Clumsily narrated, but a good story, skillfully interweaving the nation's political and military battles into a civilian family's life. Hunt mentioned the family's homestead's "dooryard" all through the book, and I should have realized the allusion she was building up to before Appomattox, when she first mentioned the shrubs that grew there.

I was doing a mailing at work, and it was a pretty empty day, so I could listen to speakers instead of headphones. And tear up on my own and the family's behalf, after the 14th of April, 1865.

When lilacs last in the dooryard bloom'd,
And the great star early droop'd in the western sky in the night,
I mourn'd, and yet shall mourn with ever-returning spring.

Ever-returning spring, trinity sure to me you bring,
Lilac blooming perennial and drooping star in the west,
And thought of him I love.

Saturday, 7 June 2003

the forbidden experiment

I enjoyed, I pondered, I was inspired by, Roger Shattuck's Forbidden Knowledge, so when I saw this on Jessamyn's reading list I found it in the library.

Smithsonian magazine has the trick of taking a subject, however arcane, and making it interesting to the common reader. Shattuck does this with the Wild Boy of Aveyron, who emerged from a forest in southwest France in 1800. I read it expecting more about the nature of feral children and their ability to learn and use language--Victor spent his first several years of civilization in an institute for the deaf--than I found but it was interesting enough and a fast read.

Tuesday, 10 June 2003

making of pride and prejudice

Pictures! Pictures of Colin Firth! Pictures of all the rest of them, including David Bamber, who played Mr. Collins, looking--quite startlingly--kind of attractive, in a Wes Bentley circa "American Beauty" kind of way.

Also some words. I was particularly interested in the research process. The Complete Servant, published in 1825. Digging through sketchily cataloged stores of wigs and hats. How to light a scene so it can be filmed without forgetting that in 1813 there was neither a constantly full moon nor the convenient 20th-century fallback of damping black asphalt for better reflectivity.

Thursday, 12 June 2003

bleak house

As someone said recently of Can You Forgive Her? too much fun to get Serious Litterachur points for. Soap opera and all that Dickens interconnectedness. Way too much fun, even with the brickmakers' plight and Jo.

Saturday, 14 June 2003

yevgeny zamyatin, we

That I can't remember the source of this recommendation makes me itch, but recommended or discussed it was, so I requested it of the library. Someone whose taste I generally respect later said it was good, better than 1984.

Whatever.

Its descendents are 1984 and Brave New World, or so says the back of the translation. They're also dystopias, but otherwise but I see more of it in Anthem and This Perfect Day than in the former pair. Really it's all through This Perfect Day, to the point that Ira Levin should acknowledge Zamyatin (maybe he does).

The second recommender liked its mathyness and I did like how no revolution can be the last one because no number can be the last one, and how frightening the concept of the square root of negative one must be in an exactly rational society.

Mostly I thought it dull, like "Logan's Run" and The Giver. (Okay, The Giver isn't dull but frustratingly undeveloped).

dystopias

I don't remember when I developed a taste for dystopias. I had 1984 in tenth grade and either Brave New World as well or I read it independently.

I also liked post-apocalyptic fare, or maybe only liked The Stand so much--one book when I was 14--that I drew a fallacy of generalization. Earth Abides disappointed mostly for its premise that Earth needs human husbandry but partly because I have an expectation I will like post-apocalyptic fiction--why I have that expectation, since it was only the The Stand, and that during my mercifully short Stephen King period, I don't know. Oh yeah, also Empty World by the Tripods trilogy's John Christopher, and I must have read several post-Armageddon books as a teenager as well, that being during the early '80s when we all expected to be toasting marshmallows over each other by next week. On the Beach was okay. I would have liked it better if I hadn't hated Shute's Town Like Alice.

Anyway, dystopias.

I must have read Ira Levin's This Perfect Day during high or maybe middle school as I branched out from Stephen King (I read and reread Rosemary's Baby, Stepford Wives, Boys from Brazil, and even his first one about people who take over the night. Boys and Day were my favorites, by far.) In my Ayn Rand stage, I adored Anthem. I read Utopia freshling year of college, and Erewhon sometime during college, though not for a class.

I should not be drawing a blank here. Oh of course! Charlotte Perkins Gilman, Herland, but of course that was, according to her intention, a utopia. Is The Dispossessed a u- and dystopia? This is how to get along on a subsitence-level planet and this is how excessive a luxurious planet can be? "The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas" shows up on a discussion of dystopian texts, speaking of LeGuin, but I wouldn't call that a dystopia anymore than, say, The Handmaid's Tale. Because their settings but not their primary themes are dystopian? I'm not sure I have a reason other than that.

The only unfamiliar title searches of dystopian novels turn up is It Can't Happen Here, by Sinclair Lewis. When I remember to read that, let me remember why.

Sunday, 15 June 2003

flying in place

Someone recently compared this with The Lovely Bones while implying that the greater success of the latter was due to its being marketed as straight fiction instead of being ghettoized into fantasy. So I picked this up to see; the ongoing issue of What Is Genre Fiction interests me.

One reason The Lovely Bones sold better is that it's an adult book, or more easily an adult book, than this, which is straight YA (another layer of ghetto). Another is that Bones is about the death but more so about the relationships, and less the reason for the death--it's thematically more complex.

House aside--Flying in Place is from Tor, so I mentally waved at the Nielsen Haydens whom I know by two removes through online journaling and three in the real world--I wouldn't call either a fantasy. Fantastical elements do not make a fantasy in my world, any more than the horses and the southwest made All the Pretty Horses a western. To me the only thing that makes a genre book genre rather than mainstream is being formulaic.

Wednesday, 18 June 2003

this perfect day

We reminded me of dystopias, obviously, and I searched for a used This Perfect Day online. It arrived yesterday. It and We and Anthem all have in common that the protagonist can't handle the idea of his woman touched by another. I wonder if Asher's name is in The Giver is because of Ashi here. Probably not, but it's such an uncommon name I've wondered how Lowry thought of it. I didn't like We, and this is Ira Levin cheesy and derivative of We, but it was a lot more fun to read. Maybe because it had a Charlie and the Chocolate Factory moment, when Papa Jan shows Chip the factory.

Years ago, somehow, my mother-in-law and I discovered that we are the only other people we've ever known to have read the book. I called her yesterday when it arrove and she was excited. She has never read Boys from Brazil either, another book I excacvated from my mother's attic in January, so I have to get to the post office to ship them both off in time for her vacation.

Friday, 20 June 2003

marriage of cadmus and harmony

I bought this not as long ago as I had assumed, since it was published in English in 1993. But it's an intriguing title and the cover is pretty, and it's about Greek mythology, and really what more do you need? I put it, somewhat guiltily, into my to-be-read shelf a few months ago, and then Teresa Nielsen Hayden mentioned it and so did Lucy, so I picked it up again or for the first time.

It's been a long time since I've read philosophical fiction, or whatever you would call this. Milan Kundera and Robert Calasso have probably nothing in common besides their ability to intimidate me. I do know my d'Aulaire and Hamilton and Homer and Ovid inside and out, which has to help, but not noticeably.

The prose, even in translation, is rich and melodic.

"For the Homeric heroes there was no guilty party, only guilt, immense guilt. That was the miasma that impregnated blood, dust, and tears. With an intuition the moderns jettisoned and have never recovered, the heroes did not distinguish between the evil of the mind and the evil of the deed, murder and death. Guilt for them is like a boulder blocking the road; it is palpable, it looms. Perhaps the guilty party is as much a sufferer as the victim. In confronting guilt, all we can do is make a ruthless computation of the forces involved. And, when considering the guilty party, there will always be an element of uncertainty. We can never establish just how far he really is guilty, because the guilty party is part and parcel of the guilt and obeys its mechanics. Until eventually he is crushed by it perhaps, perhaps abandoned, perhaps freed, while the guilt rolls on to threaten others, to create new stories, new victims" (p. 95).

Sunday, 22 June 2003

harry potter and the order of the phoenix

Spoilers abound, following in white text: Nothing that happens in the first 800 pages has anything to do with the series as a whole. This reminded me uncomfortably of Shelters of Stone, in which nothing that has anything to do with the series happens until the very end, when Ayla and Whinney both hatch and Ayla decides to become a shaman. Rowling does the same thing with Sirius that George Lucas does with Obi-Wan Kenobi, in stripping the protagonist of his last remaining parental figure, but as the exact parallel to Obi-Wan is not Sirius but Dumbledore, to lose Sirius instead of Dumbledore wasn't as bad as could be. Also, we barely know Sirius, since he hardly figured in Goblet of Fire and scarcely appeared in this either to any personal degree. Despite that Sirius's Animagus form was a big black dog named Padfoot, I remain fonder of Lupin. And of Mad-Eye Moody. In the final pages of exposition--Rowling also does the Bad Guy Gives Away Evil Plan thing--Dumbledore admits to making a mistake, failing in his protection of Harry by thinking as himself, as an old man, instead of as a young nearly-man, as Harry. He also describes Sirius as the one person Harry would go to any length to rescue--which makes me wonder why it was Ron, not Sirius, at the bottom of the lake in the final test of the Triwizard Tournament. My answer: because the reader knows Ron, and the reader knows Ron because Ron'd been there all along. He didn't trot into and then out of the story as Sirius did.

Dumbledore told Harry a lot but he still hasn't let on why Snapes can't have the job he wants so badly. And if he had a reason not to realize that that wasn't really Mad-Eye Moody last time, I've forgotten it.

My Usan edition seems to have been incompletely Usanized. Harry eats "sausages and mash" instead of "bangers and mash" but nor does he eat "sausages and mashed potatoes." There's a reference to the Sorcerer's Stone. But Fred and George sell candies that make you sick so you can "skive" off classes, and they "take the mickey out of" Ron for being made a prefect; a character called Mundungus is a fence and uses a slang word for "steal" that slips my mind--"scrog," maybe. Most obviously, Harry also puts on his trainers. That's not Rowling's fault of course but the publishing house's for Usanizing the text at all and then fast and sloppy to boot.

I'm certainly not fond of Rowling's excessive use of capitals when more expressive writing would better indicate emphasis. And she still uses more showing than telling.

Overall, another fun book that I continue not to believe deserves the analysis or accolades some give it.

Monday, 30 June 2003

marriage of cadmus and harmony

"And all at once she understood what myth is, understood that myth is the precedent behind every action, its invisible, ever-present lining. She need not fear the uncertain life opening up before her. Whichever way her wandering husband went, the encircling sash of myth would wrap around the young Harmony. For every step, the footprint was already there."

Wednesday, 2 July 2003

oryx and crake

This is really good, much better than Blind Assassin, whose snaring of the Booker Prize I don't understand. Blind Assassin was really incoherent, for me. It shared with Oryx and Crake a protagonist not quite in tune with its surroundings, which is interesting, and there are shades of her other books as well. Probably unavoidably with Handmaid's Tale, since it's a futuristic dystopia, and with one specific tidbit about the main character's mother (Offred sees her mother, now and Unwoman, in her training at the Red Center; Jimmy sees his mother in footage of a protest long after her disappearance). Offred's Scrabble words, which all had to do with beds and procreation as well as using the high-score letters, also echo in Snowman's occasional flashes of vocabulary: I would have to look it up to confirm but I am pretty sure Offred uses "valance," as this character does as well. Atwood uses Tony Fremont's knowledge of war from Robber Bride to inform Jimmy and Glenn's game of Blood and Roses, which is a nice touch. Oryx sounds sometimes like Xenia and sometimes like Roz ("Oh honey, you need a new table!") and the vegetarianism reminds me of Edible Woman.

I am really glad I attended CGK's class presentation on Alias Grace, because it hadn't made much sense before then, not even with seeing Margaret Atwood herself in between my initial reading and that class. Blind Assassin I just didn't like. This sounds much more like Atwood to me and I am well pleased.

Oh, and one of the baby shower diversions was to wear a photo sticker of whichever parent you thought the baby would resemble. If it looked like the father, its hobby would be fantasy baseball, if it looked like the mother, it would have to read all of Atwood's books by the age of 11. I did not hazard a guess there. I did mark a square in the baby pool: the weight was hard to guess because she looks huge but I wanted to be merciful, but the date was easy because she wants it born early and one of the early dates was 29 July, a favorite date of mine with, for once, no real-life significance. PSA's and my anniversary, though I assigned that occasion to that date, out of the week we spent together, because I was already fond of it rather than its being on that date that any first thing happened.

Later, fin.

Margaret Atwood and her names, Margaret Atwood and her vocabulary and vocabularies. Her most brilliant coinage here is foetility. I looked up mephitic and mastitis. Queynt is not in my Tenth, but it is in my Chaucer. Again, a high-scoring Scrabble word with sexual overtones. Leman is not high-scoring but it does mean mistress. I had to look up fungible, which I shouldn't've'd to do but did and it didn't mean anything like what I thought. Pullulate is another completely unfamiliar but thematically perfect word, as is pistic. And so she strings together words: fungible, pullulate, pistic, cerements, trull. Succulent, morphology, purblind, quarto, frass.

Best book in months.

Monday, 7 July 2003

why girls are weird

I bought this yesterday between swim and seeing Trish and Jared. Making sure I had time for the Tattered Cover might have been why I shortened my swim. I haven't been a regular reader of Pamie's for a while, I think since she moved to L.A., but I knew most of the entries she used in this, either because they occurred while I read or because they garnered enough attention through links that I sought them out.

I can't distinguish between my pleasure that one of us--indubitably suitably Pamie, and I don't really consider her and myself an "us," I'm not that delusional--really got published because of her journal, and the delicious pleasure of lite reading fare, which is exactly what I wanted yesterday.

One eensy copyediting error: the medium of web journaling clearly places this book post-1996. But someone gives a Hartford--an unlikely place to have a nice house with a backyard and a swingset but I'll let that pass--phone number with a 203 area code. Connecticut, minus the New York suburb of Fairfield County and New Haven County, has been 860 since 1995. (Hartford is in Hartford County. It's an imaginative state, wot? Guess what the county seat of New London County is. G'won, guess! Next try Windham County! and Litchfield County! But Fairfield County's is Stamford, I think. And there is no town of Middlesex for Middlesex County. Pity, that. Really though I doubt Connecticut has seats as such.) Anyway, should've been 860.

Sunday, 13 July 2003

devil's larder

Really enjoyable, sometimes grotesque, micro short stories, all concerning food in some way.

Wednesday, 16 July 2003

city of ember

Another book whose source I don't remember, though probably in a discussion of the ghettoization of books, because children read all genres. I have never seen a library separate its children's fiction into genre, as all but the smallest libraries do with their adult fiction, but that also has to do with size of collection. The large print books are seldom separated into genre either.

Anyway. City of Ember. Good story. Physical set-up totally impossible. A dash of "Logan's Run," a generous portion of The Giver, a dab of Gathering Blue, and quite a bit of whatever marketing ploy that is where the sequel is built right the fuck in, as in Witch Child.

Formulas are fun in formulaic setpieces, like "Pirates of the Caribbean," which I'll stop talking about eventually. The Hidden Manuscript That Reveals All, in this and Witch Child, is tiresome.

I refuse to consider that I just don't like children's books anymore. The Giver satisfied its less sophisticated, or should I say less experienced, readers; it did not satisfy me however compelling its story. I hope that children reading J.K. Rowling will one day learn to appreciate edited prose and internally consistent settings, the lack of which in HPs 4 and 5 turns me off.

City of Ember is a great story, but I could not suspend my disbelief enough for it to work. It did have a nice Sarah, Plain and Tall touch that I appreciated.

Tuesday, 29 July 2003

oscar and lucinda

The feel of the language reminded me of Waterland: its reserve didn't get in the way of the feeling.

I cannot justify why it took me so long to finish this. I suck.

Wednesday, 30 July 2003

the misfits

It is strange to me that Bunnicula's author is also the Watcher's and the Misfits' author. Bunnicula succeeds best of the three, and I think so even though the latter two belong to my wonted age range. The Misfits doesn't have the alleged shocking nondevelopment of child abuse that made The Watcher so formulaic, and the dialogue among the children is okay. I really didn't need to see "he goes" that much as a dialog tag: can't a book's tone be immediate and topical without resorting to the present tense? and whatever is wrong with "he said" anyway?

Also the book was printed in a sans serif typeface, which always reminds me of books for remedial readers about motorcross.

It reminded me of Staying Fat for Sarah Burnes, not only because of the two fat protagonists. Maybe they have that Teen Problem Book tone (and not all teen problem books do have it: Freak the Mighty doesn't). There's a children's book whose title I forget about a girl who Read reads, which her family don't understand. She fixes herself a tray every day after school before retreating to her closet with Jane Eyre (so she's plump, too). Her mother tries to convert her to more "appropriate" stuff--presumably to turn her off reading so she becomes "appropriately" interested in skinning down--and I remember her first attempt's first line, something about a girl living with her father after her mother split, with her father "and my frog, Suki." Whatever that book is, however the line went, is a prime example of Teen Problem Book tone. Both Sarah Burnes and The Misfits were much better than that, of course. But not entirely immune.

I bought my two favorite non-Daughters of Eve (which I have had since a circa sixth-grade birthday) Lois Duncans, Stranger with My Face and Down a Dark Hall, in the same lunch hour bookstore run today and reread them after James Howe. You read it here first: 1975 to 1985 was the golden age of YA lit.

Thursday, 7 August 2003

dancing girls and other stories

I know that, by now, this is old hat and no revelation to anyone. But Margaret Atwood has such a way of putting things. From "Hair Jewellery"--which story is, anyway, older than my own revelation:

"You were, of course, the perfect object. No banal shadow of lawnmowers and bungalows lurked in your melancholy eyes, opaque as black marble, recondite as urns, you coughed like Roderick User, you were, in your own eyes and therefore in mine, doomed and restless as Dracula. Why is it that dolefulness and a sense of futility are so irresistible to young women? I watch this syndrome among my students: those febrile young men who sprawl on the carpets which this institution of higher learning has so thoughtfully provided for them, grubby and slack as hookworm victims, each with some girl in tow who buys cigarettes and coffee for him and who receives in turn his outpourings of spleen, his condemnations of the world and his mockery of her in particular, of the way she dresses, of the recreation room and two television sets owned by her parents, who may be in fact identical to his, of her friends, of what she reads, of how she thinks. Why do they put up with it? Perhaps it makes them feel, by contrast, healthful and life-giving; or perhaps these men are their mirrors, reflecting the misery and chaos they contain but are afraid to acknowledge."

Tuesday, 19 August 2003

second summer of the sisterhood

As Melissa said, nowhere near as good as Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, but since in my laziness The Goldbug Variations seemed too strenuous, it fit the pool mentality just fine.

Friday, 22 August 2003

deerskin

This is why a small town's library makes for the best browsing. I looked at the wee half-stack of juvenile fiction in Crested Butte and immediately saw two titles I wanted (this and Second Summer).

I did the same in the adult stacks but ask me if I've cracked Prague yet.

Saturday, 23 August 2003

life of pi

What makes a good story? What is truth? Where does faith end?

An excellent story, with humor and pain in spurts. An excellent production, nearly exactly as long in audio as our drive. And I had forgotten, since I can't on a bike and in a city bus I can read now, what I like about audio books: the sense of place. Pi's naming himself is Monarch Pass; his exploration of religion is the stretch between the town and the canyon of Gunnison; his coming up with a survival plan is nearly in Montrose; and the most fabulous (fable-esque) interlude of the sea journey is at Chief Hosa's grave, nearly home.

Sunday, 24 August 2003

under the banner of heaven

Jon Krakauer can write himself a book. His pacing is perfect. I didn't like it as much as Into the Wild or Into Thin Air, but he had less biographical stake in this tale than those two, and also I prefer not to know such blind, bigoted folk swarm* through the country.

*Utah is the Beehive State because of the industry and all for one (but not one for all) of the LDS.

Wednesday, 27 August 2003

the making of sense and sensibility

Okay, I wouldn't call this "reading," really. RDC said, "What is there about Sense and Sensibility you don't have yet?" I should like to emphasize that I would never read a novelization based on the movie "Sense and Sensibility," should there be one--Emma Thompson said she would hang herself--and regret the absence of Lady Middleton and Anne Steele. (However, overall I am so glad Emma Thompson could even out the satire Jane Austen didn't yet have a handle on, and adore Margaret so much, that the movie is a Very Good Thing.

Anyway. Reading Emma Thompson's production diary. "I'm excited about the fact...that Hugh Grant, for whom I wrote Edward, has agreed to do it despite having become after 'Four Weddings' the most famous man in the world." I screamed in no little pain, because I first misread that, replacing "Grant" with "Laurie." Yikes.

And remind me not to be disappointed: the title is The Sense and Sensibility Screenplay and Diaries, not The Making of, as with "Pride and Prejudice" with all its satisfying, if insufficient, detail about how casts and settings were chosen and developed.

Saturday, 13 September 2003

benjamin franklin: an american life

RDC vowed that this wasn't abridged, but it was. Maybe that's why it sounded choppy. I liked it, and there's nothing like an audio book for a lot of driving. The only time I listened to music on my road trip was during the one traffic jam.

Sunday, 14 September 2003

goldbug variations

My impression is that Richard Powers wouldn't've been able to write this without Gödel, Escher, Bach, except his book would have been Watson-Crick, Poe, Bach. I wish I understood anything about music theory. There wasn't much Poe, but the pun of the title worked well with genetic decryption. Biological imperative, a bit of art history, programming, and bibliaphilic trivia.

Sunday, 21 September 2003

crime and punishment

I only just started Crime and Punishment but I can tell why it's one of Egg's favorites. I will not read the foreword until afterward, but the endnotes say that Dostoyevsky's notes indicate that Raskolnikov's dream is at least partly autobiographical. A mare is whipped, deliberately in her face and eyes. Last night we watched "The Doors," even after realizing that Meg Ryan plays Pam, and at least twice during it, Val Kilmer as Jim Morrison raves about "whipping the horse's eyes." It reminds me unreasonably of Into the Wild's whatsisname's love of Tolstoy.

Saturday, 27 September 2003

the slippery slope

I'm pleased to report Lemony Snicket hasn't lost his touch yet. I have just decided that it is my new tradition to take myself out to dinner with every new Unfortunate Event (only three left, malheureusement!). There I sat, innocent as a lamb, reading away, when the book made me snort and cackle. I giggled. A woman at the next table was laughing at me, with me not at me. Wordlessly, with a slightly abashed expression, I flipped up the book to her ("See, it wasn't me, it was the book!") and she made an inquiring face back. I'm still lisa, somewhere in here, so I nipped over to her and her companion to answer the inquiry.

I introduced the book in a fraction of a minute, "See, there're these three orphans who have all these unfortunate events happen to them, starting with their parents being killed in a fire, and villainous Count Olaf is after their fortune and they're trying to elude him and solve various mysteries through this, the tenth book (there are going to be thirteen of course). The older two are young teenagers but Sunny's a baby, just learning to speak, and only her siblings understand her; but right now she's been kidnapped by Count Olaf," and I pointed to the passage (not a spoiler, since Carnivorous Carnival ended with her in his clutches, separated from the older two, though in my opinion the funniest bit in the book):

"Be quiet this instant," Olaf ordered.
"Busheney," Sunny said, which meant something along the lines of, "You're an evil man with no concern whatsoever for other people."

I had sized them up correctly before I nipped: they laughed. I don't recall that Daniel Handler has done anything that overt before, so part of my laughter was surprise, but mostly it was sheer love for Sunny.

Sunday, 28 September 2003

crime and punishment

The psychology of the book's characters is beyond anything in any novel I can remember. Because of novelistic conventions, I had a guess where each character would end, but the conversations and justifications and philosophizing that brought them all to their ends of their ropes I had no hope of foretelling. I can see why it is a favorite of Egg's.

Wednesday, 8 October 2003

lies and the lying liars who tell them

Al Franken points out several lies the right, politicians and mediafolk, has told. He points out how the media leapt on Gore for saying he'd been to a particular disaster site with James Lee Witt, when he had gone to other sites with Witt but to that one with a deputy. That does seem like a slip, rather than a deception. Later in the book he says that Cheney was either lying or blind or deliberately misleading when he spoke of how moved he is every time he flies over Arlington Cemetery and sees "crosses row upon row." Franken points out that Arlington stones have rounded tops and that perhaps Cheney was thinking of Coleville-sur-Mer (the cemetery in "Saving Private Ryan") or Flanders Field. I'm among the last to give Cheney the benefit of the doubt, but there's the possibility he was speaking metaphorically. It's a famous poem that even prosaic Cheney has probably read.

Tuesday, 14 October 2003

cathleen schine

Cathleen Schine, author of my beloved Evolution of Jane, read from her new She Is Me tonight. There were only four people, plus bookstore staff, in the audience, which was noticeable in the Tattered Cover's new meeting space. They've sacrificed a whole floor in each store to meeting space and shipping, allegedly cramming just as many books into the remaining three (Cherry Creek) or two (LoDo) storeys.

Anyway. I told her how much I love Evolution of Jane and she was glad to hear it. And she signed it with a turtle.

Friday, 17 October 2003

biographies for children

I just spent a lot of time at Loganberry Books. There I was reminded of The Shark in Charlie's Window and a few other books of my childhood. I'm still searching for a few others, like the one about a boy who finds a key in the woods that brings him good luck (e.g. he thinks the cat ate his brother's favorite fish until he approaches the aquarium with the key, whereupon the black fish reappears among the ferns), and one about sailing and King Solomon's mines, and most especially the series of children's biographies that I devoured: Clara Barton, Florence Nightingale, Helen Keller, Abraham Lincoln, Harriet Tubman. I had a Scholastic biography of Helen Keller with the Braille alphabet in low relief on the back cover; the front cover showed her sitting in a tree (facing left). I remember that it mentioned how she swam (by tying a rope around herself and a tree, so she could find shore again).

geek love

I reread Geek Love this week: I recommended it to Egg just before she moved and she wound up borrowing it in audio to listen to on her cross-country drive. (She is loving it, thank heavens.) Also I just rewatched "Freaks." Also HBO's new series Carnivale, which RDC and I might be alone in liking.

The first time I saw this dentist I had Lying Liars with me, without its jacket. This time I had Geek Love with me, and he and I talked about it some. He asked me if I knew whence the term "geek" originated and I pointed out the obvious, that I was reading Geek Love (the word's meaning is clearly suggested in the first score of pages).

RDC said he was a cool dentist, and he is.

Saturday, 18 October 2003

dude, where's my country?

We saw Michael Moore again Wednesday night, and Thursday planned to see Al Franken. Noam Chomsky they're not, I know. Anyway, when we got to the Tattered Cover LoDo just after 7:00 Thursday, the event room was beyond Standing Room Only. So we bailed, but RDC picked up Dude, Where's My Country? on the way out.

He reminds his reader of things that seem not to gel in the collective memory, which is a fine thing. He points out lies Bush has told, which is fine. He shows that they are lies by citing sources like The New York Times. Later, pointing out another lie, he says another Times story is wrong.

Wednesday, 22 October 2003

the parrot's theorem

Denis Guedj has no idea about parrots. The parrot eats two pounds of brie a) at once and then b) doesn't die. The author writes that there were "macaws and cockatoos but no parrots." People carry the fully flighted Sidney through Paris en plein air on their shoulders. In a church, Sidney happily flies around to the delight of everyone but the caretaker, who insists the bird stay on a human's shoulder, whereupon it does (snort). It is a fictional parrot. I've got that. Sidney discusses, or at least recites, mathematical ideas, so maybe it understands when it may fly and when it should not. But bingeing on and surviving two pounds of brie is ridiculous.

The novel is about mathematics, and so its plot is secondary, but Sophie's World's framing device actually worked, even when it seemed like it couldn't.

It was fun to try to remember math. Logarithms don't make me huff, despite how pre-calc kicked my ass in twelfth grade and sophomore year. (Blake huffs when he's scared, if you haven't been paying attention. What did recently make me huff was Intern #3, or however I have designated The One Who Stayed and Is Now Paid, beginning to speak to me in Russian, which he's learning for fun. "Dobre ootro" ("good morning") was enough to drain the blood from my face.)

Logarithms don't make me huff, but that doesn't mean I understand them. I loved all the stuff about π and the volume of a column compared to a sphere and similar geometrical stuff.

But.

I never had to rate a book on its parrot mortality before.

Saturday, 25 October 2003

embers

Someone or other rediscovered a Hungarian writer, Sándor Márai, and retranslated his novels. It must have been Susie who recommended Embers to me last month. I just finished it this morning, a quick read because of its compelling narrative and smooth translation, not because of its subject matter. It reminded me, just because of the one plot point, of Howard Owens's Littlejohn. Remarkable, nearly all in one character's narrative speech.

return to gone-away lake

They bought such a house for only a summer house at first? and the state didn't survey the house before selling it? Ah, the idyllic '50s. It felt more like Edward Eager, like The Well-Wishers, than like Elizabeth Enright, not only because of the illustrator.

crash

Jerry Spinelli's been popular and commended over the past ten years, with a Newbery Medal and Honor under his belt, but I don't connect with his protagonists. They have been, in the three I have read, boys, which might be why, but I connect with, say, Ponyboy Curtis, with whom I have less in common than with Crash. I'll read Stargirl soon and see if it's Spinelli or boys.

Monday, 27 October 2003

bounty: the true story of the mutiny on the bounty

Dunno why this interests me so. Probably because Caroline Alexander wrote The Endurance, which is a terrific adventure and achievement as well as an enticing book. She uses as many first-person accounts as exist, which means none from Fletcher Christian, whose fate is unknown. So far he's mutinied without noticeable provocation.

I did just watch a 1984 movie about the mutiny with Anthony Hopkins as Bligh and Mel Gibson (who, to my surprise, was handsome once) as Fletcher Christian and the ever-luscious Daniel Day-Lewis as John Fryer (second in command) and Liam Neeson for good measure. It could have escaped being marked as an '80s flick if Vangelis hadn't done the soundtrack. The movie paints Bligh as self-serving and ineffectual and Christian as torn away from his Tahitian love. Whatever.

I expect once the book reaches the courts martial, better motivations will be revealed or surmised. So far it's quite good.

Tuesday, 28 October 2003

reading during school

RJH said last night that when he asked his students what they read for pleasure, he heard only crickets and church bells. This reminded me about how little I read actually during school. I did my school reading, but what did I read for pleasure? Slaughterhouse Five freshling year. I know a hallmate my sophomore year lent me Aura and The Awakening and that's when Stephen King's Eyes of the Dragon came out too. I know I read Tolkien and Less Than Zero and The Big U. over winter break freshling year. I know I reread the favorites that I brought with me--Ayn Rand, Watership Down, To Kill a Mockingbird, Catcher in the Rye, The Bell Jar, the usual. Bloom County and Calvin and Hobbes, of course. In grad school I read and reread for pleasure to the exclusion of my actual work. But aside from the occasional, post-midterm indulgence from the Paperback Trader's "Not for Browsing" shelf, what books did I discover on my own during school?

laura: the life of laura ingalls wilder

Donald Zochert makes me sad. I wanted detail, I wanted facts, I wanted new stuff, from Laura's notes and memoirs and from Census and land office records. That happens a bit, from when Laura was too young to remember: the name of the man who tried to make a go of the Big Woods farm, the neighbors around them in Indian territory. Instead of a factual biography, he writes a novel with such morsels as, illustrating Mary's character, the fact that she certainly wouldn't've wanted to eat the only bug in the whole of Dakota Territory. Well now that's original. So his "life" of Laura is the novels condensed, with a few details, not many--their time in Burr Oak--thrown in.

Perhaps I should accept the constraints of a book with a J preceding its Dewey designation.

Depending on his scholarship, Mary's blindness was caused by a stroke as a result of measles not wholly recovered from. The girls and their double cousins had had scarlet fever some time before, and then measles just before the stroke.

Some time ago, I read a site that alleged the Ingalls lived with a couple and their baby over the Hard Winter. Zochert says nothing about that one way or the other. He doesn't say anything about whether the Boasts' plea for Rose really happened. Were they friends afterward? I don't expect anyone to know that by any means whatever, but did they ever have a baby of their own? Did Laura and her sisters write to each other? Where are those letters, if they exist? I also read, either in Letters to Laura or on the web, that Cousin Lena recognized herself in the books and got in touch with Laura during her life: how many of her family did she correspond with? Where was Lena then? After her sisters died, did any of her many double cousins remain? How did Ma and Mary get along for 25 years after Pa died? Did Pa provide for them or did the daughters support their mother and sister? Why can't I accept her books as the wonderful stories they are instead of wanting to dissect them? Why is "dissect" spelled with two s's when the i is long?

Also the book is set in a cheesy type.

Wednesday, 29 October 2003

stowaway

Karen Hesse didn't repeat Out of the Dust here. That was a searing story, even though its supposed poetic style was merely flowery prose with imaginative line breaks. I picked this up at the library yesterday on the strength of her Newbery and read it today mostly while wrapped in a flimsy gown with a sheet over me waiting for doctors to show, not the kind of atmostphere for Prague, which was my other book. Its primary interest for me was that William Bligh, who would ten years later command the Bounty, sailed with Captain Cook on his third and last voyage. This Cook's first, with Mr. Banks the botanist (for whom Botany Bay is named and to whom Bligh felt obliged for his commission).

There was a stowaway on the Endeavor; this book is his story, except it's not. There is no character development, not much character at all. I think Hesse got hold of Cook's and Banks's logs and journals, summarized and simplified them for a young audience, and called it the stowaway's diary.

Monday, 3 November 2003

elizabeth: the struggle for the throne

I am one hundred pages into this but am going to try to be brave and stop. There's too much authorial intrusion, and David Starkey muses about how it's tempting to analyze this or that from a C20 psychological viewpoint. Tempting, but specious.

If it's about Elizabeth, and I'm rolling my eyes? It's bad. Yesterday I reread It's Not Easy Being Bad, my favorite of the four, and today I'm rereading Bad Girls in Love. Bad Girls I know very well, and I don't even own Bad, Badder, Baddest (so I'm really glad Cynthia Voigt got it together for the most recent two).

Sunday, 9 November 2003

elizabeth: the struggle for the throne

Probably why I haven't had a book entry in a week is my inability to stop reading a book partway through, no matter how much I dislike it. Beyond a page or two, I'm committed. I didn't like his style, his "well most contemporary historians have made this mistake but of course it's this instead," his authorial intrusion (and, I hope, not just because I was taught never to use the first person in academia).

Monday, 10 November 2003

stargirl

Okay. This is the best of the Jerry Spinelli I've read. It's interesting that he usually writes in the first person when the narrator is not the protagonist. How often does that happen? Nick in The Great Gatsby. Ishmael in Moby-Dick. And, uh, others. It's not as if Spinelli doesn't have good precedent to emulate. But he might have emulated it once too often.

I did like Stargirl, and maybe she wasn't meant to be possible. I wish I had read it before Crash. And Wringer. And even Maniac McGee.

Tuesday, 11 November 2003

reefer madness: sex, drugs, and cheap labor in the american black market

What is it that I do with entries that kills them when I don't mean to? Sheesh.

Anyway. I said something about how the first third, about pot, reminded me Jon Krakauer's victory joint and burning a hole through his father's tent in Into the Wild, at least for a while, until I remembered Eric Schlosser's style from Fast Food Nation and decided I wouldn't've made the Krakauer connection if I hadn't read his much less personal Under the Banner of Heaven so recently.

I also said something about how the title was disingenuous (the subtitle is inconspicuous) since only one third of the book is about pot.

But I forget what I said.

Saturday, 22 November 2003

magazines

We resubscribed to The Nation and The New Yorker. We received a subscription to the former as a wedding present but eventually let it lapse, and I've missed it since. I haven't really missed The New Yorker, but I'm glad of it. I have been reading short stories by A.S. Byatt, Julian Barnes, and Haruki Murakami, reviews by John Updike and John Leonard, columns by Katha Pollitt, punditry in poesy by Calvin Trillin.

the cave

I am so glad I found José Saramago. In addition to writing prose that bowls me over even in translation, he is obviously a dog person. I first heard about him because Blindness's Dog of Tears appeared on a list of the most memorable characters of the last century. In The Cave, the stray dog, no longer lost and named Found, captured my heart. Of course Saramago is a dog person: all the best people are, plus he lives in the Canary Islands.

The cave, the potter, the fading popularity of goods made of clay, the pressures of the kiln, the significance of all of these did not elude me. And I'm pretty sure what the denouement means, but not quite. I was hoping the Portuguese words for kiln and cave would be related, but they're kiln and caverna.

According to Merriam-Webster,
"Etymology: Middle English kilne, from Old English cyln, from Latin culina kitchen, from coquere to cook -- more at COOK
Date: before 12th century
: an oven, furnace, or heated enclosure used for processing a substance by burning, firing, or drying."
and
"Etymology: Middle English, from Old French, from Latin cava, from cavus hollow; akin to Greek koilos hollow, and probably to Greek kyein to be pregnant -- more at CYME
Date: 13th century
1 : a natural underground chamber or series of chambers open to the surface
2 : a usually underground chamber for storage [a wine cave]; also the articles stored there."

Saramago is 80 years old. That means I will one day have read everything there is, and there will be no more. I am halfway through.

Tuesday, 25 November 2003

fight club

I liked it. RDC asked if it was as good a novel as a movie, and it's hard to tell. I liked them both. How the two met is different in the movie, because the book's scene would have been so expensive to film, I suppose. And Brad Pitt's line, "How's that working out for you, being clever?" is not in the book. I thought it was great, but I have heard such varying things about the rest of Chuck Palahniuk's stuff that I wonder if I will continue with him.

"Fight Club" is to "Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension" as Angel Face is to Perfect Tommy. Also, all the goings after balls reminds of "Stand by Me": "Chopper, sic balls!"

Wednesday, 26 November 2003

words

Reading The Times (of London)'s style guide, I learned a few things. Some points are merely differences between British and U.S. English (The Times says "English" and "American," as if this side of the pond speaks a different language altogether), some are basic definitions and solecisms (aggravate, affect and effect, "animals and birds"), and some are things I would screw up--unless those are ones I don't immediately recognize as British usages and so am just Usan about? Also apparently I have changed the spelling of "British" to "Britsh," not quite "kitsch." Hmm.

ad nauseam
I have probably spelled it "ad nauseum." So much for naming that whale Ablative.

allege
Avoid the suggestion that the writer is making the allegation, so specify its source. Do not use alleged as a synonym of ostensible, apparent or reputed.

anticipate
Not to be used for expect. It means to deal with, or use, in advance of, or before, the due time. To anticipate marriage is different from expecting to marry.

Apennines, Italy
(not Appenines)

bail out
(As in to bail someone out of trouble; also bail water from a boat); but bale out of an aircraft by parachute, to escape. NB, bailout (one word, as noun).
Usan Merriam-Webster says you bail out of a plane and bale only hay and such.

bated/baited
Note the important difference - bated breath; baited hook.
I looked up how else "bate" can be used other than with "breath." A falcon can bate its wings, i.e., beat them impatiently. Also cockatiels, since I love applying falconry jargon to parrots.

Beduin is plural. The singular is Bedu
Oh.

beg the question
Do not confuse with "ask the question". To beg a question is to evade it.
Aha! I was recently talking with Haitch about examples of "begging the question." This is a different meaning of the phrase than I am used to.

bight
A curve in a coastline or river; bite involves teeth.
I wouldn't've confused them because I didn't know the word "bight." Now I do and will look for occasion to use it.

birthday
People and animals have birthdays; everything else has anniversaries.
Now now. The Times rails against solecisms like "birds and animals" but says that "animals have birthdays"? Including those animals, like insects, most fish, amphibians, most reptiles, birds, and three mammals, that hatch from eggs rather than are born?

blame
Take care with this word; blame is attached to causes, not effects. So say "Bad weather is blamed for my bronchitis," not "My bronchitis is blamed on bad weather."
Is this British? I might say "I blamed the weather for my bronchitis." I'm probably wrong.

bluffers
Be very cautious. The Bluffer's Guide/Guides are trademarks, rigorously protected by their publishers. So generic phrases such as "a bluffer's guide to ..." must be avoided
The British equivalent of Dummies books? Does "bluffer" mean the Usan "bluffer" in British English, to bluff your way through whatever situation with help of this guide? Or does it mean "duffer" or "stupid person"?

Bush, George W.
Do not use Jr. President Bush at first mention, then Mr Bush or the President. Refer to his father as the first President Bush or George Bush Sr.
I understand why not to use "Jr.," since they have different middle names. I don't understand why "Sr." is okay.

cagoule
But kaftan
I looked up cagoule: a knee-length waterproof garment, like a parka but long. I have no idea what they're getting at here.

Ceylon
Now Sri Lanka. The people are Sri Lankan, the majority group are the Sinhalese.
I wouldn't call Sri Lanka Ceylon, but I would have no idea what to call the people.

clothing
Say menswear, women's wear, children's wear, sportswear.
Why?

comparatively, relatively
Avoid using as synonyms of fairly or middling.

consensus
The word is a cliché that should be avoided wherever possible.
is it ever okay? Doesn't it have one right meaning?

coruscating (not corruscating)
Sparkling or scintillating, not abrasive or corrosive.
I didn't know it meant anything at all.

crisis
Always try to find an alternative for this greatly overworked word. Its use should be confined to a process reaching a turning point. A crisis does not deepen, grow, mount or worsen, and is never a continuous state such as a "housing crisis". Economics are never "in crisis"; "crisis situations" are never to appear in The Times.

deny
Does not mean the same as rebut (which means argue to the contrary, producing evidence), or refute (which means to win such an argument).

diagnose
Take great care: illnesses are diagnosed, patients are not.

England, English
Beware of these when the meaning is Britain, British.
Right. Such as "British English."

fuchsia
I bet I get this wrong all the time

jubilee
This is from a Hebrew word, who knew? "A year of emancipation and restoration provided by ancient Hebrew law to be kept every 50 years by the emancipation of Hebrew slaves, restoration of alienated lands to their former owners, and omission of all cultivation of the land."

Last Post
Like Reveille, is sounded, not played.

last, past
Last should not be used as a synonym of latest; "the last few days" means the final few days; "the past few days" means the most recent few days.
Logical, but I had never thought of it. A Britishism?

major
Do not use as a lazy alternative for big, chief, important or main.

majority of
Do not use as alternative for most of.

massive
Avoid as a synonym of big.

may / might
Do not confuse; use might in sentences referring to past possibilities that did not happen, e.g., "If that had happened ten days ago, my whole life might have been different". A clear distinction is evident in the following example: "He might have been captured by the Iraqis--but he wasn't," compared with "He may have been captured by the Iraqis--it is possible but we don't know."

minimal
Do not use as a synonym of small; it means smallest, or the least possible in size, duration, etc.

motocross
There is no r in the middle syllable, even in Usan. News to me.

nerve-racking, not -wracking.
Ooops

recrudescence
Do not confuse with resurgence or revival. It means worsening, in the sense of reopening wounds or recurring diseases.

reportedly
Avoid this slack word, which suggests that the writer is unsure of the source of the material.

responsible
People bear responsibility, things do not. Storms are not responsible for damage; they cause it. Avoid the phrase "the IRA claimed responsibility for the bombing"; say instead "the IRA admitted causing the bombing."
Because the IRA are not people, but storms?

rigmarole
Not rigamarole.
Oh.

shambles
Take care not to overwork this strong word, which means a slaughterhouse and, by extension, a scene of carnage.
Cool.

slay
A Biblical word, not to be used in headlines for kill or murder.
I can't say, "Oh, I slay me" anymore? Very sad now.

vagaries
Aimless wanderings or eccentric ideas, not vicissitudes or changes (as in weather).

wrack
Means seaweed or wreckage and must not be used as a synonym of torture; thus, racked by doubts etc.

Here endeth the lesson.

Monday, 1 December 2003

zora neal hurston

Love love love Zora Neal Hurston. "The sun swept itself across the horizon, months and weeks flaring out behind it." Or something, I was driving at the time.

I wonder if she and Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings knew each other at all: they were contemporaries in time and space and avocation, if not in culture. Isn't it pretty to think so. Although they wrote about rural life in northern Florida and flourished within decades of each other, I notice Hurston's language but Rawlings's geography--probably because I've listened to Hurston but not to Rawlings (when I read The Yearling to RDC I apologized for butchering the accent, and again reading Roll of Thunder, Hear My Cry). I haven't read Hurston describe the dance of the whooping cranes but I have listened to her build a shack and plant a garden and lie on her back gazing at the sky over the St. John's River.

"Drenched in Light," "The Conscience of the Court," "Muttsy," "The Gilded Six-Bits," John Redding Goes to Sea," and "Sweat."

Tuesday, 2 December 2003

junket

Courtesy the web and the foolish folk at the Cazenovia Public Library in Cazenovia, New York, I have in my very paw a discarded-by-them but beloved-to-me copy of Anne H. White's Junket, which is a delightful story about a dog (even if only an Airedale), illustrated by Robert McCloskey. I love Junket.

Would a used basset hound be as charming?

Saturday, 6 December 2003

rebel angels

When did I first learn about Robertson Davies? Probably in 1991, when I bought The Lyre of Orpheus from the Co-op. The word "lyre" likely caught my eye, and when I read something on the back cover about the Fisher King (I think), I was hooked. It took me some time to realize that that was the third in a trilogy, and in the intervening dozen years the only Davies I have read I listened to, Murther and Walking Spirits. I remember only that I didn't adore it. Also I had this idea that Davies would intellectually intimidate me.

I loved The Rebel Angels, which stimulated but didn't intimidate me. I can't wait to get hold of What's Bred in the Bone.

what's really going to intimidate me

is Trainspotting. I think I need to own this, not have it from the library, because it will take me a while to read the dialect fluently. It's harder than A Clockwork Orange, easier than The Canterbury Tales. I could read--if not pronounce--Chaucer fairly easily after a few weeks, and that's how I need to approach this.

It has a movie cover, and--did I just say this about Fight Club?--I finally realized a good reason for my elitist aversion to movie covers: how do you distinguish between the book with a movie cover and the novelization of a movie?

...and besides, I'm tired

Other people kindly toted all the loot to Clove's car, and two took it upon themselves to put the leftovers away while I hostessed otherwise, and the house is nearly normal despite recently containing a baby shower, but I woke up loooong before sunrise (nerves, I expect) and scurried about all day, and now I am content in my chair with my buddy-goiter and finishing The Rebel Angels and reading the first 20 pages of Trainspotting with .03% of its sentences in regular English. I think I will take myself off to my freshly laundered bed with I, Juan de Pareja, about which I know nothing other than that it's a Newbery. And therefore a children's book, damn it.

speaking of children's books


The theme for the baby shower was Zero Percent Twee, though I confess to cooing in unison when Clove unfurled tiny little newborn outfits. One bib had giraffes on it: I can't resist that. In the spirit of the Theme, there were No Humiliating Games. Honestly, the suggestions I found online were horrifying as well as utterly craven and wanting in taste (one required guests to write out their own thank-you note envelopes). I admit being tempted by Guess the Mother's Circumference, but I suppressed that temptation like a guinea pig in court right quick. I liked CGK's sister's one-line summations of nursery rhymes from this summer, though, and that inspired me. I didn't produce this until late in the day, in honor of No Humiliating Games, but it turned out to be a hit.

Select the text for answers, if you didn't view source before.

Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

the eponymous Babar

the eponymous Cat in the Hat

Chester the Cricket (most famous for The Cricket in Times Square, though this is from Tucker's Countryside)

the eponymous Corduroy, who is adopted by a little girl named Lisa

Make Way for Ducklings

the eponymous Ferdinand

the eponymous Frederick

Curious George

Goodnight Moon, though if you're under 50 and didn't get this I would prefer you not read my journal anymore, you cretin.

Harold and the Purple Crayon, which ditto.

Horton Hatches the Egg

Sam-I-Am from Green Eggs and Ham

Little Bear's Friend

Max from Where the Wild Things Are, the third absolutely vital picture book.

Mike Mulligan and His Steam Shovel, Mary Anne

Pat the Bunny

The Story About Ping

Mr. Popper's Penguins

Ramona the Pest

The Runaway Bunny

The Wind in the Willows
RDC guessed "something by Mark Twain." I pointed to Ratty and Moley and said yeah, these were Huck and Jim. That's my next doctoral dissertation, the two pairs' river experiences.

I considered all of these dead easy, and omitted poor Frances (and Gloria and Albert) for being perhaps obscure. Jessie reprimanded me for that.

Sunday, 7 December 2003

i, juan de pareja

The writing irritated me, with constructions like "Subject predicate with an object and with another object" when a double object of a single preposition would have made more sense, and a few misspellings ("weasle"), and it might not have been the best story. But second only to art, its predominant theme is race inequality and slavery, and that made the book a fitting recipient of the Newbery in 1965.

branded: the buying and selling of teenagers

I'm on page 12 and it's already annoying me. Partly it's insecurity: the author is three years younger than I. Mostly it's annoyance: the Seventeen of the author's youth peddled downmarket products? This was a Seventeen from an alternate universe, I believe. Alissa Quart is only in her early 30s, and she's already issuing jeremiad proclamations of how much worse everything's got in the past two decades?

I might have to say "Feh" and move along.

Wednesday, 17 December 2003

the meaning of everything

I really enjoyed The Professor and the Madman, despite its flaws. I don't believe most of the brief history of English that Simon Winchester with which introduces his history of the Oxford English Dictionary, but I trusted and enjoyed the latter.

I love this delving into something obscure, finding letters and scraps of paper and the fate of Telephone Number One (the first major editor of the OED was friends with Alexander Graham Bell and was possibly was given the first working phone, which possibly remained in his attic to be burned by billeted soldiers one freezing winter during World War II). Bounty: the True Story of the Mutiny on the Bounty and The Longest Day (N.B.: D-Day is not obscure) remind me of that kind of painstaking effort.

Sunday, 21 December 2003

plainsong

This was one of the first books that Good Books Lately recommended, and here I am finally getting around to it. It is plainly and simply written, and common and regular in its plot, but lovely and thorough in its story.

I am not sure that Kent Haruf is good enough not to use quotation marks, which lately seems to be the Literary Mark, but he's pretty good.

Monday, 22 December 2003

the human stain

The three miles of walking in my bus commute (a mile to the bus, a few minutes on the bus, a half mile to work, and home again) has meant audio books again. Baking cookies helps too.

This was my first Philip Roth and I liked it fine. Apparently the book, or Philip Roth, has been criticized for sexism. Delphine Roux* is a feminist, but that's not why she's a negative character. She's a negative character because she's nutty as a fruitcake. Also some Amazon reviewers deplore his so-called digressions; I saw them as explanatory asides, but perhaps because I was listening not reading. One reviewer said all the characters had the same narrative style, and I know the reader spared me that (if I would have noticed anyway) since he gave Silk, Zuckerman, and Farley different intonations.

Next up is American Pastoral, and next month is my turn to choose the book from Audible.com. I'm thinking of either War and Peace or Underworld (not that Don DeLillo isn't also an RDC author), but neither my walk nor my baking is enough to get me through such long books in a short enough period to do them justice.

*I just looked it up, but listening I thought it might be spelled Rue. Street doesn't make a lot of sense as a name, but Regret does.

Friday, 26 December 2003

a.s. byatt's possession

This is why I am probably better off not pursuing English literature at the graduate level. I could never ever write something like this. I could understand it, at least, and though it took me a zillion rereadings of Possession, I don't think I missed anything Burgass pointed out.

Saturday, 27 December 2003

trainspotting

I am so glad I saw the movie before I read it, partly because having an outline helped me when its English was an entirely different version than mine but mostly so that when various terrible things happened, I expected them.

For a while I tried to figure out how Scottish vowels shifted differently than Chaucerian London ones did, but there's not just one Scottish English anyway. It's remarkable that so many accents evolved in such a small geographic space. The island of Britain has about Pennsylvania's area, but do Pittsburgh and Philadelphia and Pennsyltucky and the Amish all sound as different as Cockney and Brummie and Liverpudlian and Edinburgh? Amish yes, but the others?

I can understand why to be "Lee Marvin" is to be hungry (starvin', in the rhyming slang), but why does "greet" mean "cry" or "coupon" mean "face"? Some words are onomatopoeic, like "pluke" for "pimple" (the glossary glosses into English English, so "pluke" is given as "spot"); some I can just roll with, like "draftpak" for lowlife or container of alcohol; some I knew, like bairn; but why does "to k.b." mean "to elbow or turn away"?

jane austen: the world of her novels

She maybe was going to call Persuasion "The Elliots"? Ptooey.

Deidre Le Faye brought to my attention a lot of the little homegrown, true-to-life details that I have not given enough attention to. I had never thought why it's okay to call Bingley and Willoughby by the surnames alone but why it's crass for Mrs. Elton to call Mr. Knightley by only by his. I mean, I could tell it was, but I didn't think, beyond that Mrs. Elton is tacky and Jane Bennet is not, why that might be. Le Faye says that the mode of so addressing men had gone out of fashion in the 20 years between the one-time First Impressions and Emma.

I think I feel a rewatch coming on. Except how often do I get five days in a row to indulge in only books? On to The Child that Books Built.

Sunday, 28 December 2003

the child that books built

Francis Spufford sounds like Alissa Quart, who wrote Branded: The Buying and Selling of Teenagers, in that he uses himself for data more than anecdote. I like the metaphors he uses broadly to divide childhood reading, from earliest reading through to YA: the Forest, the Island, the Town, the Hole.

He made me laugh once. More than Middle Earth, more than EarthSea, more than the Little House, when he was a child he wanted to live in Narnia (in his Island period). Later, when he "began to read one-handedly," books like Emmanuelle seemed to have as as their motto "Farther up and farther in!"

Wednesday, 31 December 2003

the lady and the unicorn

I love Girl with a Pearl Earring, though I managed to miss the movie. Fallen Angels pleased me less: Tracy Chevalier tried a narrative technique that she didn't use well. This third book--but effectively her sophomore one, considering how wildly successful Girl was after an unknown first--had several characters, and she told her tale with several first-person points of view. The problem is, if each chapter hadn't started with the speaking character's name, the writing would have not otherwise have indicated who was speaking. Griet, the Girl, spoke with such a clear individual voice that the banal interchangeability of the not-quite-characters in Fallen Angels was more distressing than if I had never encountered her.

Irvine Welsh changed the speaker in Trainspotting and he did it well. When Begbie or Spud or Mark speaks, you can tell because the Beggar is (even) more foul-mouthed than the rest and Spud says "likesay" more and Renton has the best grammar, relatively speaking. William Faulkner changes the speaker only four times in The Sound and the Fury, and though the first section might lose the less determined reader, you can damn well tell Benjy from Quentin from Jason from Dulcie. Or Caddy, whatever.

In The Lady and the Unicorn, Chevalier does the same thing as in Fallen Angels but hasn't got any better at it. The latter's subject matter didn't mean so much to me that the mistreatment hurt. Chevalier spoke of the the subject matter of her next book when I saw her tour two years ago for Angels, when I was freshly back from Paris where I had seen the Lady and the Unicorn tapestries in the flesh. This time, the mistreatment hurts. I might be done with Chevalier.

There are several characters and at least seven speakers. Only by their chapter headings, and not immediately by their content, nor ever by their language (an illiterate painter vs. an illiterate but upperclass mistress of a house vs. an upper class but at least minimally literate master of a house would speak differently) can the reader distinguish the speaker.

2003 books

Twenty-two nonfiction, plus two abridged non-fiction (three audio):
Caroline Alexander, The Bounty: The True Story of the Mutiny on the Bounty
Sue Birtwistle, The Making of Pride and Prejudice
Catherine Burgass, A.S. Byatt's Possession
David Denby, Great Books (audio)
Al Franken, Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them: A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right
Antonia Fraser, Faith and Treason
Antonia Fraser, Marie Antoinette: A Journey
Michal Grynberg, Words to Outlive Us: Eyewitness Accounts of the Warsaw Ghetto
Stephen Hawking, The Universe in a Nutshell (audio)
Walter Isaacson, Benjamin Franklin: An American Life (audio)
Jon Krakauer, Under the Banner of Heaven
Deirdre Le Faye, Jane Austen: The World of Her Novels
John Leonard, When the Kissing Had to Stop
Michael Moore, Dude, Where's My Country?
Alissa Quart, Branded: The Buying and Selling of Teenagers
George Ritzer, The McDonaldization of Society
Eric Schlosser, Reefer Madness: Sex, Drugs, and Cheap Labor in the American Black Market
Roger Shattuck, The Forbidden Experiment: The Story of the Wild Boy of Aveyron
Francis Spufford, The Child That Books Built
David Starkey, Elizabeth: The Struggle for the Throne
Sarah Susanka, Creating the Not-So-Big House
John Sutherland, Is Heathcliff a Murderer?
Emma Thompson, The Sense and Sensibility Screenplay & Diaries: Bringing Jane Austen's Novel to Film
Simon Winchester, The Meaning of Everything: A History of the Oxford English Dictionary

Forty-three novels or titled collections of short stories
Sherman Alexie, The Lone Range and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven
Margaret Atwood, Dancing Girl and Other Stories
Margaret Atwood, Lady Oracle
Margaret Atwood, Oryx and Crake
Toni Cade Bambara, Gorilla, My Love
John Banville, Book of Evidence
Antonia S. Byatt, A Whistling Woman
Roberto Calasso, The Marriage of Cadmus and Harmony
Orson Scott Card, Ender's Game
Peter Carey, Oscar and Lucinda
Michael Chabon, Mysteries of Pittsburgh
Michael Chabon, Summerland
Michael Chabon, Wonder Boys
Tracy Chevalier, The Lady and the Unicorn
Jim Crace, The Devil's Larder: A Feast
Sjil Dai, Balzac and the Little Chinese Seamstress
Robertson Davies, The Rebel Angels
Charles Dickens, Bleak House
Fyodor Dostoevsky, Crime and Punishment
Jasper Fforde, Lost in a Good Book
Denis Guedj, The Parrot's Theorem
Kent Haruf, Plainsong
Ernest Hemingway, A Moveable Feast
Victor Hugo, The Hunchback of Notre Dame (audio)
Jamaica Kincaid, Lucy
Barbara Kingsolver, Animal Dreams
Barbara Kingsolver, Pigs in Heaven
Barbara Kingsolver, The Bean Trees
Ursula K. LeGuin, Unlocking the Air: Stories
Sándor Márai, Embers
Yann Martel, Life of Pi (audio)
Robin McKinley, Deerskin
Flann O'Brien, At Swim-Two-Birds
Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club
Susan Palwick, Flying in Place
Richard Powers, The Goldburg Variations
Pamela Ribon, Why Girls Are Weird
Philip Roth, Human Stain (audio)
José Saramago, The Cave
José Saramago, The Gospel According to Jesus Christ
Donna Tartt, The Little Friend
Irvine Welsh, Trainspotting
Yevgeny Zamyatin, We

Twenty children's books
Avi, Crispin: The Cross of Lead
Barbara Helen Berg, All the Way to Lhasas
Sharon Creech, Ruby Holler
Chris Crutcher, Staying Fat for Sarah Byrnes
Elizabeth de Borton de Trevino, I, Juan de Pareja
Jeanne DuPrau, City of Ember
Elizabeth Enright, Return to Gone-Away Lake
Neil Gaiman, Coraline
Neil Gaiman, Sandman, vol. 1
Karen Hesse, Stowaway
James Howe, The Misfits
Irene Hunt, Across Five Aprils
Jean Kerr, When Hitler Stole Pink Rabbit
Joseph Krumgold, ...And Now Miguel
Linda Sue Park, A Single Shard
J.K. Rowlings, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Lemony Snicket, Slippery Slope
Jerry Spinelli, Crash
Jerry Spinelli, Stargirl
Donald Zochert, Laura: the Life of Laura Ingalls Wilder

Sixty-one short stories, including six audio
Margaret Atwood, Happy Endings
Marjorie Barnard, The Lottery
Julian Barnes, Trespass
Ambrose Bierce, An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge
Amy Bloom, Sleepwalking
Elizabeth Bowen, Her Table Spread
Elizabeth Bowen, The Happy Autumn Fields
Antonia S. Byatt, The July Ghost
Antonia S. Byatt, The Stone Woman
Angela Carter, Peter and the Wolf
Willa Silbert Cather, Paul's Case: A Study in Temperament
Kate Chopin, The Storm
Anita Desai, Private Tuition by Mr. Bose
Janet Frame, Swans
Mavis Gallant, The Ice Wagon Going Down the Street
Jane Gardam, The Weeping Child
Ellen Gilchrist, Revenge
Nadine Gordimer, Six Feet of the Country
Bradley Trevor Greive, The Meaning Of Life
Georgina Hammick, The Dying Room
Bessie Head, Looking for a Rain God
Zora Neale Hurston, Drenched in Light
Zora Neale Hurston, John Redding Goes to Sea
Zora Neale Hurston, Muttsy
Zora Neale Hurston, Sweat
Zora Neale Hurston, The Conscience of the Court
Zora Neale Hurston, The Gilded Six-Bits
Rachel Ingalls, Third Time Lucky
Anna Kavan, An Unpleasant Reminder.
A.L. Kennedy, Friday Payday
Jamaica Kincaid, What I Have Been Doing Lately
Doris Lessing, The De Wets Come to Kloof Grange.
Shena Mackay, Cloud-Cuckoo-Land
Katherine Mansfield, The Daughters of the Late Colonel
Katherine Mansfield, The Man without a Temperament
Bobbie Ann Mason, Shiloh
Lorrie More, Places to Look for Your Mind
Alice Munro, Miles City, Montana
Haruki Murakami, Hunting Knife
Suniti Namjoshi, Three Feminist Fables
Flannery O'Connor, Everything That Rises Must Converge
Grace Paley, The Loudest Voice
Dorothy Parker, Here We Are.
Katherine Anne Porter, Rope
Jean Rhys, Let Them Call It Jazz
José Saramago, The Tale of the Unknown Island
Helen Simpson, Labour
Pauline Smith, The Sisters
Stevie Smith, Sunday at Home.
Ahdaf Soueif, The Wedding of Zeina
Muriel Spark, The First Year of My Life
Jean Stafford, A Summer Day
Elizabeth Taylor, Mr. Wharton
Rose Tremain, The Candle Maker
Alice Walker, Everyday Use
Marina Warner, Ariadne after Naxos
Fay Weldon, Weekend
Eudora Welty, Why I Live at the P.O.
Edith Wharton, Souls Belated
Antonia White, The House of Clouds
Virginia Woolf, Solid Objects